old-people-romance

The act of a couple 80+ having sex.

Josh noticed the really old couple next-door having old-people-romance.

by DavidJohnson May 28, 2006

razor blade romance

A romance or relationship that causes you to self harm.

Once over is referred to as a dead razor blade romance.

Girl #1: "My boyfriend had a go at me again last night. I self harmed because of it."

Girl #2: "You have such a razor blade romance."

by Emiiily November 14, 2007

June-October Romance

A June-October Romance is when there is a medium age gap between the two parties in a relationship, Rather than a May-December Relationship, which has a large age gap (20+ years) a June-October Romance has a medium age gap of 10-15 years. Coined by Judy King in Orange is the new Black

We are not a May-December romance, think of it more as a June-October romance

by Xx_Peter_The_Pirate_xX July 21, 2017

Roman Soldier Helmet

A man leans over someone’s face, and covers the person’s eyes and nose with his package.

When I gave that passed out chick a Roman Soldier Helmet last night, she looked just like that dude from "Gladiator".

by Sebas1266 January 21, 2006

roman solider

Resting Testicles on recievers eye sockets having the penis transcend over the nose.

My buddy passed out drunk, so I gave him a Roman Solider.

by Guy Virgoni January 28, 2005

romanelli

to cause unbearable pain

It romanellis me just to look at it.

by outlook February 24, 2005

roman shafticles

Receiving a roman helmet from a gentleman with shafticles. Shaft must start higher on the forehead than a standard roman helmet and testicles (mid-shaft) rest roughly over the eye sockets while the remainder of the shaft continues down the nose.

I met a strange man with testicles in a unique location, allowing him to drop a roman shafticles on my face.

by Dreadlox April 4, 2013