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Hym "Really, it's like the chimp ladder experiment where they put bananas at the top of the ladder and maced or shocked or whatever the monkeys and then (one at a time) swapped out the 🐒. The new monkey would try to go for the banana and the other monkeys would beat the shit out of them. They continued to swap out the monkeys (one at a time) until none of the original monkeys remained. From that point on, each time a new monkey went to go for the bananas, the monkeys would be the shit out of them EVEN THOUGH none of them remaining monkeys had been punished they way the original group had been punished. They didn't even understand why they were trying to stop each other from getting the bananas. None of them had experienced the original round of punishment. That's what this is like. It shouldn't be like that. You shouldn't be like monkeys. You should be people. But you won't even try to listen to reason. What does saying the name of the last restaurant I went to ACTUALLY do? Does it do nothing? Are you reminding that you're watching me? How well are you actually watching me? Huh? In the last 7 days, how many children have I driven past? Well, can you quote me the number
or are you NOT DOING THE THING YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING? THEY'RE MUTUALLY EXCLUSIVE (those two things). Which is it? Well? How about this, if it's the former, have my hot neighbor come over and give me a ride (since you have so much control) and if it's the latter, how about you go fuck yourself. How does that sound?"

Iam 😓 "Maybe he was right about them not being able to think..."

Hym "That isn't an excuse! This is ridiculous. They're ramping up."

Iam "I know but we..."

Hym "No 'buts'! The danger is real. This makes any subsequent action retaliatory. This is why you don't imitate the creature. Can't even go to a fucking restaurant!"
by Hym Iam July 26, 2022
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chemical restraint

the doping up of difficult patients, residents and people "for there own good"
She keeps on calling out, lets give her some chemical restraint.
by Louise November 5, 2004
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restrained

When you use objects such as ties or leather straps to keep someone from moving
I restrained her you ask?

Yeah I tied that bitch up and made her squeel!
by Donepl4yinggames February 17, 2018
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Restroy

Verb
To destroy an already destroyed object.
I restroyed that ruin.
by PwnageBot_G August 11, 2006
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vaginal restraining order

n: the verbal (and non-papered) form of a restraining order against women who are massively promiscuous, have been known for continuously being a bitch, being psycho, or have a tree stuck so far up their ass that they're unbearable. Can be used on women who are bisexual, lesbian, or straight.
Man: Dude, why don't you go out with Jenny? She seems nice...

Other man: Hell no, man! That bitch is psycho and is a stuck-up bitch. She tried to turn my whole family against me. That's why I have a vaginal restraining order on her!
by DamienSphinx July 4, 2011
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SCHOOL RESTROOMS

THE WORST PLACE ON EARTH ITS DIRTY SMELLS LIKE DRUGS AND IS DISGUSTING
CAN I GO TO THE DIRTY HORRIBLE RESTROOM WEAVE PAT SCHOOL RESTROOMS SUCK
by NAH 2WIOJ2EFIJ23IOFHD2E March 13, 2019
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restriction

What they put you on when you go to crap boarding schools like me. They take away things you NEED to do for no reason.
Me: Yeah, uh, I'm HAVE to get part-time job, so from now on I'll have to leave after school every couple days for a few hours.
Advisor-guy: You can't do that.
Me: What? Why can't you guys let me?
Advisor-guy: Because.. uh.. we like to suck dick.
by bty July 11, 2004
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