When somebody sees you sneeze, blow your nose, scratch yourself, or touch something dirty just prior to shaking your hand, and you are forced to use your left hand instead of your right to avoid further embarrassment and grossing the person out.
Dialogue involving a reverse handshake:
1: Hi, 2! (reaches to shake 2's right hand)
2: (quickly sneezes, grabs a tissue to quickly clean his right hand and shakes using his left hand.) Sorry, Hi!
1: Hi, 2! (reaches to shake 2's right hand)
2: (quickly sneezes, grabs a tissue to quickly clean his right hand and shakes using his left hand.) Sorry, Hi!
by redblade77 January 11, 2009
Get the reverse handshake mug.A variation of the cunnilumpkin where a woman receives cunnilingus while the cunnilinguist is defecating. This can be intentional or accidental.
Also see blumpkin, reverse blumpkin, and the inherently messy double dumpkin.
For the rarest variation of all time, see cunnilumpkin decker.
Also see blumpkin, reverse blumpkin, and the inherently messy double dumpkin.
For the rarest variation of all time, see cunnilumpkin decker.
Intentional: For those rare women who find the smell of their lover's feces erotic, the reverse cunnilumpkin is the most exciting way to receive oral sex.
Accidental: My girlfriend loves it when I go down on her and chow box, and sometimes she can be so pushy about it. The other day I needed to crap so bad, but she told me to shut up and suck her vulva. Just as she was about to climax, I lost control of my bowels and dropped the whole load in my pants. It was a perfectly timed reverse cunnilumpkin, although I could have done without all the shit in my favorite khakis.
Accidental: My girlfriend loves it when I go down on her and chow box, and sometimes she can be so pushy about it. The other day I needed to crap so bad, but she told me to shut up and suck her vulva. Just as she was about to climax, I lost control of my bowels and dropped the whole load in my pants. It was a perfectly timed reverse cunnilumpkin, although I could have done without all the shit in my favorite khakis.
by Mental Pickpocket October 30, 2004
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Get the reverse chicken wing ball mug.During rough sex when you spin the girl around your tree trunk, beating her savagely as she is spinning backwards, causing her to turn purle. Thus the purple reverse.
She got upset when I left the seat up, so I took my revenge by giving her the purple reverse.
My schlongdong was so large when I stuck her At the wrong angle she bruised from the inside. The purple reverse.
My schlongdong was so large when I stuck her At the wrong angle she bruised from the inside. The purple reverse.
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A technique used by losers who have no other shot at getting laid. Often use in a drunken haze.
A technique used by losers who have no other shot at getting laid. Often use in a drunken haze.
by teasoak May 13, 2007
Get the Reverse Cockblock Psychology mug.The greatest boyfriend and ginger to exist. He’s actually the best person you couldn’t ask for a better best friend or boyfriend. He’s the best hockey player in the whole world and just seeing him cry will make you cry. Once you find a Reeve never let him go because it’s guaranteed the best thing that will ever happen to you. He’s always on time and the most perfect person you will ever meet. You can’t describe how amazing of a person he is. He’s so smart funny and a mommy’s boy. And ngl he’s pre sexy. Don’t trade a Reeve for anything because you will regret it and nvr lose him bc once u meet a Reeve ur officially the luckiest person on the planet!!!!
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Get the Reeve mug.Vomiting or throwing up. The term is used most commonly in eating competitions, almost always resulting in disqualification for the contestant. Rarely used in everyday conversation because its easier and more fun to say puke.
Most of the fat contestants suffered a reversal of fortune trying to keep up with the skinny Japanese guy.
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