Double bagged Reeses

A reeses peanut butter cup that, when opened, has two of the black wax paper holder things rather than the intended one.

Oh hey i got you some reeses from the store.

Oh thanks *opens reeses and removes first black holder thing only to reveal second black holder thing*

WTF is this?

Looks like you got some double bagged reeses!

by SufficientlySpicey October 30, 2010

Rees

An awkward child who comes from a fucked up family. This kid probably turn to prostitution later on in life.

KID 1: Hey there is a party at Rees's house
KID 2: Don't go there, that kid is awkward and comes from a fucked up family and will probably turn to prostitution

by WheezyLegere April 9, 2015

cum recepticle

an offesive term when telling a person to shut their mouth. generally told to a male.

"shut your fucking cum recepticle!"

by bryanface May 13, 2006

Reese's Feces

The act of consuming Reese's peanut butter cups, usually in large quantities, in advance of defecating on your sexual partner. If timed just right the Reese's will be the primary ingredient in your feces. Hence, you have delivered a "Reese's Feces"

Jack has been in heaven since he learned to combine his two favorite things in the world, a Hot Karl and Reese's Peanut Butter Cups! Now his wife regularly requests a "Reese's Feces", and he his happy to oblige.

by kandayman March 7, 2011

recessionist

to be one with the recession.

to not spend alot of money because of the recession

nah man i cant buy that im a recessionist.

by JJ fresh May 4, 2009

Reese's Puff

The act of consuming peanut butter off a hairless man's head and then proceeding to let that man drop feces into your mouth.

Hey man, I was in the stall, and I let Mr. Nguyen give me a Reese's Puff. Man I love that peanut butter and chocolate flavor

by Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat February 11, 2014

receipt

Receipt-aka server's "goods."

your server is taking your order right next to you and you are looking at "something else." If she catches you looking, you can just say you were looking at the receipt/order.

Example:
Her: Do i have something on me or what?
You: Oh-I was just looking at the receipt.

*score!*

by wunwomanshow March 6, 2009