taint rag

A hand or face towel used to polish up the rectal area after leaving a sloppy wet stinker in the toilet.

guy 1: Fuck it! What is this brown stain on my face towel?

guy 2: Oh, my bad, I thought that was a taint rag. I had to do some maintenance after that sloppy wet turd I just unloaded in your crapper.

by Jag Joke March 2, 2009

Poon Rag

A rag used to clean the vagina and is often used to describe
people who are assholes.

guy 1 "hey whats up"
guy 2 "stfu why are you such a noob"
guy 1 " connor your a poon rag"

by connor is a poon rag February 4, 2012

Morphtronic Jizz Rag

Something to decscribe your moms vagina

Joey:I Just Saw A Morphtronic Jizz Rag
Me:You Saw Your Moms Vagina?!?!?!?!

by Yoshi Boy July 30, 2010

Bloody Cunt Rag

Derogatory phrase used to emphasize the bloodiness of one's cunt rag.

Shift it, ya bloody cunt rag!

by matt408 October 8, 2015

Joy Rag

An old piece of cloth, towel or material used to wipe off the jizz after masturbating.

Simon likes to hide his joy rag between the mattress.

by Jimmy Swaggar November 29, 2003

do rag

A thin piece of cloth that looks like pantyhose tied around one's head. Little whit eboys have begun to wear them, and I ca't help but wonder if they get beaten up severly due to this. I hope so.

Do Rag? More like a Don't Rag.

by lemon, bitch. April 14, 2006

white rag

the rag males use to wipe up their semen after masturbation

"Ah, it's time for the white rag." "Do NOT wipe your face with that! It's my white rag!" "Here, douche bag, dry your face with this 'clean' white rag."

by kevin griffin August 17, 2009