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Baby we did it! You're gonna be a father!
Im reading Harry Potter and The Prisoner of Azkaban, what do you want?
by fateshurly January 30, 2021
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someone with God-given sex appeal, sure to turn heads when they walk into a room. Please, dont be alarmed, they love holding toes rather than hands, especially in the room you sleep in. A fighter since the womb, they will never back down from a challenge. Sure to be socially awkward art times, but you cant blame them, it takes two to create the child, and its not their mother's genes. They have a nice balance of morbid obesity yet cultured with a touch of racism. The best of both worlds one might say. Im so horny rn. Not only are their toes enormous, but so is their lower left intestine. It really gets everyone in the room gassed up. Along with luscious locks of hair, probably better than your moms, they have an uncanny resemblance to Lavar Ball (black middle aged man), but you will never hear them brag about it because of how humble they are. Basically to sum it up, this person is like taking Xanex and LSD while getting railed from the behind by a guerrilla-monster. Not to be mistaken for a guerrilla like harambe, because harambe was a pussy compared to this shit.
Person 1: "Doctor, please prescribe me something my anxiety and depression is making me want to eat ass."
Person 2: "I will prescribe you with a daily zoom call with my brotha fromah notha motha Gennifer Dorgan Phillip John Pagano Keerat Howe Octavias Maximum Security Prison 6ix9ine, their raw sexual charisma will radiate through your body and cure your problems immediately
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Prison School

A type of school where it looks like a prison on the outside, and all the staff treat it like one.
Friend 1: OMG do you remember DCC? It was such a Prison School.

Friend 2: Oh yeah! It was like being in a prison but being forced to learn.
by L-o-n-e-l-y-Z April 8, 2022
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Prison Gangster

a prisoner who sticks with his own people (race). in or outside of jail.
Jose was approached by a young black male in south central la. When the black male raised his fist to punch jose, jose told him "im a prison gangster fool"
by Messiah May 17, 2015
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The Prison Visit

The act of putting your whole hand inside a woman fingers spread against the inner wall then pressing your other hand on the outside of her lower belly mimicking when a prison visitor and prisoner touch hands through the glass separating them.
I got my whole hand up in there so I decided to do The Prison Visit
by TheInmate December 7, 2017
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Prison

Communism. You get free housing, free healthcare, free meals, free to, free recreation, free water, and free soap (just hold on to it tight)
Prison is communism because everything is free and they barely make you work. Great place, just hold on to that soap real tight.
by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx December 21, 2020
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Prison

damn. free food at prison bro
by Cubuz September 22, 2020
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