Pre-cum

The clear liquid that exudes from many squeezable ketchup containers.

Every time I try to eat a hot dog, I get pre-cum on my meal. And that's why you shake the ketchup

by Hunt Heinz May 16, 2007

pre-party

to imbibe alcohol before an official function

by Anonymous March 17, 2003

pre-wed

A college student, usually female, whose undergraduate experience is focused on becoming engaged/married. She may have applied to colleges based on the social pool she expects to marry from, and she conducts college activities (from course selection to extracurriculars) with an eye toward identifying and connecting with a suitable partner.

Compare to: pre-law, pre-med (undergraduate students who already plan to go on to graduate school in law or medicine).

A lot of the students here have already planned out their whole futures. John is pre-med, Sally is pre-law, and Natalie is pre-wed. She's really serious about it, too -- she spends an hour every morning getting ready for class.

by NJB-S December 25, 2008

Pre-Gaming

A way for retards with no life outside of drinking to circle-jerk over how fast they can murder their own livers. See, it works like this; first, you make a plan to go out and drink. Then, you drink BEFORE you go out to drink, so you have an excuse to act like a stupid fuck before you've even had a beer.

Hey, guys, have you heard of this pre-gaming thing? I do it all the time. I drink before I drink so I'm prepared to drink; THAT'S how much I drink!

by I'm Sorry You're Retarded March 30, 2008

Pre-Algebran

An 8th grader or lower that is in Pre-Algebra. Referred to by this by the Geometrans in 8th grade, who are two grade levels above them in Math. They are most likely lazy and or mentally retarded.

He's a Pre-Algebran, he won't go anywhere in life.

The Geometrans raped the Pre-Algebrans with their fists of math.

by MATHPWNER69 October 21, 2009

pre-gaming

The act of using masturbation just prior to engaging in sexual intercourse in an effort to last longer during intercourse to achieve a more pleasurable sexual experience.

Honey I'll be right out, I'm just pre-gaming!

My girlfriend is so hot the only way we can both have a great time having sex is if I do some pre-gaming beforehand.

You had a dream about catching me PRE-GAMING!!!

by Dusty Cheeks July 2, 2011

pre-schooler

the act of peeing in a urinal with your pants and underwear at your ankles and both hands lifting your shirt up

Kyle's butt cheeks were exposed at the urinal when he did the pre-schooler.

by Ben Schwartz December 2, 2007