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Phantom Pin Syndrome (PPS)

"Phantom Pin Syndrome" (PPS) is the psychological disorder in which the subject feels compelled to bowl down a section of lane where pins no longer exist.

However, this may also be theorized as a type of clairvoyance in which the subject may sense and target pins on a different plane of reality from that of the bowler.

While there is no officially prescribed cure for PPS, studies have shown that subjecting those afflicted with the syndrome to an "improved musical atmosphere" via choice selections from a bowling establishment's jukebox may alleviate some of the behavior. Results may vary.
"After hugging the gutter and taking out the '7' pin, Sarah experienced a sudden case of "Phantom Pin Syndrome (PPS)" when she bowled down the same path and narrowly avoided the rest of the pins."
by BBilbo1 March 14, 2010
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Prankorate

The act of decorating someones personal property without their knowledge or permission.
Example
During Christmas Holidays: Sneaking over to someones house, while they are asleep, and decorating it with Christmas lights.

Used in a sentence: Let's prankorate the neighbors house tonight!
by Hardcore Bob From Villa Rica December 19, 2010
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Phantom Blunt

The act of smoking a blunt/joint without blunt/joint in hand.
Occurs whenever one sees/thinks another smoking a blunt/joint. This universally acts as a salute to fellow pot smokers.
I totally saw this guy smoking maui wowie, I would have gone there to request a hit, but i was with my mom.So i just phantom blunted to feel a millionth of a weed high.
by Pothead maxi September 3, 2010
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phantomclutch

The sensation an experienced manual automobile driver feels the moment he tries to start an automatic automobile for the first time after an extended period of time
Luke felt a brief moment of phantomclutch when he tried to start Andrew's car.
by lucasweatherbymp November 21, 2010
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phantom laptop syndrome

A condition characterised by typing or mouse-scrolling motions made in thin air, caused by forced separation of technophiles from their laptops.
Person 1: Why are you tapping the table like that?

Person 2: Sorry, I haven't been on Tumblr in 12 hours and I've developed phantom laptop syndrome.
by AvocadoPenguin August 2, 2012
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Phantom Bacon

When you wake up to the smell of heavenly bacon, only to realize that there IS. NO. BACON.
Rob chased the smell of bacon through the house only to find the kitchen empty. The Phantom Bacon had tricked him again.
by Whyzee May 22, 2012
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phantom driving

driving to a familiar location while thinking about something else without realizing you are driving to the wrong location.
I was so busy thinking about what I was going to do today, on the way to work I realized that I was phantom driving to the grocery store instead.
by munch68 August 28, 2013
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