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Grubbly young/ old people who sit around on their ricky old proches all day long. Typically drinky Budwiser and watch Nascar through richer people's windows. Usually slightly slutty and as a career they whore-fy the closest corner to their porch. The Porch Monkeyous male, Usually spends many hours wacking off in the closet while Female is out on corners.
Person- Hey you fucking Porch Monkey!!!!!
Porch Monkey- Hey baby You want to go for a ride.. On My porch?!?!:O
Porch Monkey- Hey baby You want to go for a ride.. On My porch?!?!:O
by Jenna and Marjorie August 26, 2006
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-Dedications to them 3 :-)
-Dedications to them 3 :-)
by Da Ripper December 21, 2004
Get the greensmoke/mikan/poophead mug.a term that that the ladies use to suggest a five inch penis.
hence the name porche, guys who have fast cars usually have small penises, because thats the only way guys can get the chick.
hence the name porche, guys who have fast cars usually have small penises, because thats the only way guys can get the chick.
guy"like my FAST car , its a new lambourgini z3, would you like to ride in it with me to my house?"
girl"no, your only trying to get me to go to have sex, and besides i dont like your PORCHE!"
girl"no, your only trying to get me to go to have sex, and besides i dont like your PORCHE!"
by sean February 27, 2005
Get the porche mug.A derogatory term used to describe unemployed Portuguese individuals. Recently adapted to include individuals of many ethnicities, although favoured to refer to Afro-Americans due to the "Monkey" reference.
The original reference was to infer that these individuals would hang around areas, swinging aimlessly like a monkey.
The original reference was to infer that these individuals would hang around areas, swinging aimlessly like a monkey.
"When are those Porch Monkeys on 5th street going to get a job?"
"If those Porch Monkeys talk to my girl again, I'm gonna roll on them."
"If those Porch Monkeys talk to my girl again, I'm gonna roll on them."
by Mister Skin August 13, 2005
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