connor posey

the most caring person i know, he can get all the bitches and can fight for what he wants. if you ever meet him, never lose him.

connor posey is the most caring man ive ever fucked

by notsamanthapshh January 11, 2017

Finger Pokey Bum Wank

When your finger slips into your bum whilst you’re masturbating. FPBW for short

I can’t wait to get home and have a Finger Pokey Bum Wank

by KingArther November 21, 2017

hokey pokey ass nigga

A ¨Hokey Pokey Ass Nigga¨ is somebody that usually does questionable homo-erotic things to another person.

Leo: ¨Man Hunter is a Hokey Pokey Ass Nigga!¨
Mercer: ¨I know right! He was trying to touch my dick last night at that party!¨

by Leonardo Riot Garica The Man April 4, 2018

Hokey Pokey Mokey Sokey

"Darkness Reigns" in some language spoken by 17 people.

Hokey Pokey Mokey Sokey !

by Maybeyline June 11, 2018

Dirty Popeye

The act of wrapping spinach around your cock and then proceeding to do anal with a chick who has diarea. The spinach is then used in a fine soup and consumed.

Jack total gave Jill the Dirty Popeye in the bathroom.

by Aclyptico February 12, 2019

soaky pokey bum wank

Also known as: one crease, a finger through the tissue, a rear breach, backdoor assailant, pushing the button and backdoor delight.

A common practice by the straight man to massage and finger ones rear passage while stroking the baby cannon.

Those not partaking in such delights have known to bat for the other team and play WOW. AKA R.Dixon.

Ah yeah, last night I had a takeaway and a soaky pokey bum wank. Absolute treat.

by Ben Fender September 8, 2019

mister popeyes

a creepy lizard guy that gives tennis class

mister popeyes is in esmv Honduras

by shit.com September 20, 2019