Jeff was being an ass flaunting his fucking sandwich around so I gave that fucker a Surprise Pigeon!
by 87 Heavy September 21, 2018
Get the Surprise Pigeonmug. A term used to describe when you have more than one supervisor at your workplace, upwards of four.
When there is a Flock of Pigeons flying above you at your place of work, you will be incapable of thinking, making decisions or taking the initiative on your own.
For example, if you come up with an idea to improve worker satisfaction which will lead to increased worker productivity, you will have to bring up that idea to the first Pigeon. The first Pigeon or Pigeon 1 will tell you that it has to discuss with the Pigeon above them before anything is decided. So, Pigeon 1 will head-bob their way to Pigeon 2 and the second Pigeon will also say that it has to take the idea to the Pigeon above them and so on and so forth. After your idea is discussed amongst all the Pigeons, they will come to the conclusion that since the idea was not thought of by the Flock itself, it must be rejected.
All that time wasted discussing the idea itself, no actual work or change happens when the Flock of Pigeons gets together.
When there is a Flock of Pigeons flying above you at your place of work, you will be incapable of thinking, making decisions or taking the initiative on your own.
For example, if you come up with an idea to improve worker satisfaction which will lead to increased worker productivity, you will have to bring up that idea to the first Pigeon. The first Pigeon or Pigeon 1 will tell you that it has to discuss with the Pigeon above them before anything is decided. So, Pigeon 1 will head-bob their way to Pigeon 2 and the second Pigeon will also say that it has to take the idea to the Pigeon above them and so on and so forth. After your idea is discussed amongst all the Pigeons, they will come to the conclusion that since the idea was not thought of by the Flock itself, it must be rejected.
All that time wasted discussing the idea itself, no actual work or change happens when the Flock of Pigeons gets together.
Jack: Hey, listen to this. I had an idea to -
Logan: Slow down, I'm going to stop you right there. If you have any idea at all, don't waste your time telling me. You'll have to bring it to the Flock of Pigeons. Then again, it'll be a waste of time either way.
Logan: Slow down, I'm going to stop you right there. If you have any idea at all, don't waste your time telling me. You'll have to bring it to the Flock of Pigeons. Then again, it'll be a waste of time either way.
by Prophet Dusk March 6, 2021
Get the Flock of Pigeonsmug. by Mininfires March 27, 2018
Get the Pigeonmug. Hammonton’s mean, lean, killing machine of an Army. These feathered friends look cute and soft on the outside but are equipped with military grade weapons. You do not want to get on the pigeons bad side. #coo
by anonymous November 28, 2023
Get the Pigeonmug. Pigeons don't really exist. They are small robots made by the government to watch our every move, but are created to seem dumb enough so we don't care.
Pigeons.
They are always watching.
Pigeons.
They are always watching.
by A bag of flour October 23, 2018
Get the Pigeonsmug. by gemma c April 24, 2021
Get the pigeonmug. Pigeon can be used as a nickname for someone who is extremely lovely and who deserves better than what they get.
by Remusleftearlobe September 27, 2023
Get the Pigeonmug.