clay pigeon shoot

A dry wank

"Did your girl come over last night?"
" Nah, I was in a bad way dude. All I could manage was a clay pigeon shoot."

by zen123 July 29, 2016

Pigeon

An annoying bird that shits everywhere every time on everyone.
If you stay still they will find you and shit on you.
Be careful where you park your car, where you sit, where you stand up, where you lie down and when you sleep.
It will eventually find you though so beware and take an umbrella.
Oh and to recognize it, it’s gray and often has a broken leg.

Shit he just shit on my shoulder !

Oh no a pigeon, run!

Pigeons am i right?

by Jracadpqcel September 14, 2021

Pigeon boy

A big beak nose boy called Joseph pigeon sevenoaks

Jack brooker said pigeon boy!

by GLITTERGARY May 14, 2015

Stair pigeon

Someone who sits in stairways, blocking the ability of others to use them for their intended purpose. Applies particularly to double-decker transit vehicles, such as Metra trains in Chicago, IL, USA.

The lack of available seats on the train caused some passengers to become stair pigeons.

by MetraRider March 4, 2011

Pigeon

Generally, the term is used to describe a woman that relies on money from men. It was initially used to describe the behavior of strippers or go-go girls picking up crumpled dollars from the dance floor following a performance. This behavior is akin to a NYC pigeon squabbling around and picking up crumbs off a sidewalk.

"Damn, look at this girl picking up all those singles. This girl a pigeon."

by bigbrunoleshki September 22, 2014

tortoise pigeons

the humorous name for the fake Yeezy Boost 350 Turtle Doves

- Damn, I got scammed for the yeezys
- Shit man, you got the tortoise pigeons

by ibelongwithmemes0000 April 28, 2017

Pigeon Diversity

Diverse characteristics among the pigeon community such as traits, features, behaviour and habitat.

Human: All pigeons are sky rats.
Dove: That’s my cousin your talking about!
Human: You can’t be related, your too pretty.
Dove: Actually, I’m from the same family as pigeons. We are all diverse. Pigeon diversity some may say.

by ennyann November 24, 2021