Llama Party

Fat people having non consented sexual intercourse with each other whilst playing World of Warcraft. Sometimes Nads hair removal is used in the process while bouncing on gay peoples' testicles. It is quite often during a Llama Party for people to get unnaturally rough with each other and begin to throw midgets at one another. And then sometimes these midgets get mad and then hide under bed and take all your socks hostage, threatening to sew messages on them if you don't treat them nicely. It is also quite common during a Llama Party to come out of the closet and repeatedly offer you some toast. Don't accept because then they will keep giving you toast and you'll eventually get toast diabetes. This, as we all know, is a very dangerous disease that can be passed on to your tiny midget hole, where midgets are inserted. If your midget hole closes up and becomes infected, it won't be able to re-fuel itself and you'll become a midget too. Touche.

"Wow did you hear about the latest Llama Party? I heard that that World of Warcraft Freak Out kid was there and he really just bashed those midgets. There were messages on his socks such as 'Let our people go!' and 'Pick on someone your own size!' and 'Frodo Baggins is MY lover!'"

by Fake and Gay 186 February 20, 2010

worst case scenario party

(n.) a party at which you drink only cases of the worst beer.

Guy 1- "Did you hit up Kendra's?"
Guy 2- "No way! All they had was a case of Natty Light, typical worst case scenario party."

by Da Sperminator April 26, 2011

jump the party

The phrase "jump the party" is strictly heterosexual and means "to have adult relations with the opposite sex."

Where this phrase came from is a bit of a mystery but seems to have originated in the Midwest area of the United States.

I'm going to jump the party with that chick at the end of the night. Maybe she'll invite her girl friends too.

by dmancool February 14, 2005

sloppy party bottom

A gay man that maintains a diet, so that his anus and bowels will stay clean, so at a gay party he is passed around to numerous men and buttfucked until he has a sloppy fanny.

Those six fairies are rock hard waiting for their sloppy party bottom to arrive.

by tequiller January 24, 2007

Party Barge

A party barge is a homemade water-craft usually made out of plywood, with 55 gallon oil drums, or some other floaty shit, as pontoons to float the boat.

On the flat surface of a party barge, you can get drunk, and relax in lawn chairs as you cruise around in the water, picking up some Dime Pieces.

Most party barges are equipped with a mini fridge, a blender, and a Ghetto Blaster, so you can crank the tunes and keep your beverages cold as you make margaritas.

Guy 1: Dude you guys made this party barge?

Guy 2: Yeah we got some plywood and oil barrels at the dump.

Guy 1: Damn this thing is fucking nice!!

Guy 2: ikr

(Guy 1 and Guy 2 party the day away)

by Rapehound June 24, 2011

Zoidberg Party

A Zoidberg party is any event that you organize where the only person to show up is yourself.

I tried to put on a seminar about ethical research and it turned out to be a total zoidberg party

by RAAN96 August 19, 2008

Partying Like It's 19million B.C

When at a party you get stoned out of your fucking mind and start hallucinating about the most random shit like seeing people as cavemen, and seeing dinosaurs for no damn reason. Only way to get this stoned is to get really creative with drug combinations, like taking acid with a snort of coke,a hit of Mary Jane, and meth

Guy1: What the hell was up with you last night at Lucy's party? Stoner: I don't even know, all I remember about last night was a dream I had about knocking out a caveman. I must have been partying like it's 19million B.C. Guy1: That wasn't a dream, you hit Gary in the face with a bat!!

by Xero _ Manifest October 21, 2010