Percy Jackson

The definition of what every gay person has ever read , also a synonym for ; my favorite class was English and the teachers loved me .

Person: Hey Jonathan , what did you read when you where a kid ?
Jonathan: oh me ? I read Percy Jackson-
Person: Jonathan! Why didn’t you tell me you were gay ? I totally support you .
Johnathan : thanks dude 😏

by Askednynoone February 3, 2021

my phone is on one percent

if used in an argument, this means that someone can’t think of any more comebacks and you have won.

*in an argument*
“sorry my phone is on one percent i have to go”

by reece10i March 16, 2021

111-Percentile

n. The valedictorians and overachievers. Those that would "bite someone's ear off to get that extra academic inch on God's green earth." AP classes and Key Club govern their life- which preferably is rated at a four-decimal-double-zero or higher at all times. Probably asian- unless if living in the midwest. Then caucasian. Social outcasts. Virginal.

"These kids were the 111-Percentile, and the world around them might as well have been a rainbow of grey. Stressed, sullen, and stricken with grief/brilliance, these academic angels were the bottom rung of society here... Irony personified."

by Robert Akins April 17, 2006

five percenter

Only an estimated five percent of real men exist in the world. Those who know how and will succeed in the most efficient way possible.

Five percenter's are the new minority...not everybody's ready for that life!

by lucky lefty August 7, 2014

5 percenters

refers to slang for a sect of the black muslims, to which many rappers belong

If you want to live a long life, you should give up booze and drugs and become one of the five percenters

by keith giles August 31, 2004

Percy

A Scotsmans Term for an Englishman (Derogatory)
A counter for the term Jock!
ie= paddy=Irishman
Jock= Scotsman
Taffy=Welshman
Percy=Englishman

Scot:Hey Percy!Hope yer Poofy Team gets Fucked in The World Cup!
Percy:Well at least we Qualified! you fucking Jock!
Scot: Gives Percy a Glesga Kiss(Head Butt)All the way back over the Border into Percyland(England)

by James T Kirk, June 11, 2006

Percolate

The gathering of moisture, particularly in a females nether-region. Additionally, a percolating substance can filter gradually through a surface, such as coffee through a filter, sunlight through clouds, or most commonly vaginal secretion.

She poppin...till she percolate

by Sloth Style July 24, 2019