I went fishing but I didn't even get my line in the water cause I got drunk. Damn, I'm a lazy ass man.
by chikenliver catkiller August 25, 2006
A sex pistols' song about a guy who is stigmatized for his mental disorder of disability to work properly and earn bread.
by That Lazy Sod February 17, 2017
A particularily sticky, viscous turd that, when falling out of your cornhole, also brought some hairs with it. These hairs appear as though they are whiskers on the turd, making your shit appear to be a lazy, brown cat.
by Jared March 21, 2005
Lazy lovers are men who roll over and make love in bed on their sides, instead of actually getting all the way on top of their lovers.
by Hog Jaws January 06, 2016
joe had lazy eye sex with his girlfriend
by joe gorigo November 19, 2006
a human of the male gender is deficating in the toilet whilst making a human of the female gender perform oral sex on his member.
by the infamous bandit of sex November 05, 2004
Dickhead is so intellectually lazy, I just saw him call his wife to tell her he'll be fucking his girlfriend tonight.
by Elswt August 15, 2016