Fruit crime

A joke phrase said when a gay person is 'inconvenienced' and they state it's because they were gay. It's not actually a hate crime, but it's still funny

"Dude my teacher failed my test. That's a fruit crime"- some gay person at one point probably

by Kalico_kid September 11, 2021

Spiky Fruit

A gay person that is tough on the outside but sweet on the inside. Someone who will act cold while you are in public but nice and warm when you are alone.

Guy 1: "man he is cute but really mean"
Guy 2:"He is probably just a Spiky Fruit"

by MrLahey March 1, 2019

Fruit cake

A disgusting type of cake made out of fruit and high in calories.

A name to call some one who is absolutely loopy or stupid.

“I really dislike fruitcake”
Or
“That dude is an absolute fruit cake”

by Churchy C October 26, 2020

Fruit snaccs

Pure heaven

Don’t get the tropical flavor one tho it’s trash

Me: if you touch my fruit snaccs I’m coming for your kneecaps

by thisbussylikesfruitsnaccs May 14, 2021

Poopy Fruit

A popular chewing gum from the late 80's thats bursting with poopy flavor.

Poopy fruit its gonna move ya. The poop is soft it gets right to ya. Poopy fruit, the taste the taste thats gonna move ya.

by Jeffron929 October 29, 2022

Fruit Flute

A gay man’s penis.

Peter put his fruit flute through the glory hole and someone polished it off.

by anonymous October 8, 2022

Forbidden Fruit

A delicacy to be savored for generations; Synonym For Tide Pods

I found the forbidden fruit in my laundry room, My mouth was salivating but I had to fight the urge to eat the Forbidden Fruit

by Ulsar_Pulsar May 3, 2018