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Dad Balling

When a Dad observes his significant other breast feeding their child and is aroused.

Very similar to Blue Balls, as the man is turned on but cannot relieve himself.
So last night we were at Boston Pizza. Then my wife went to breast feed our kid, and i was left with a huge hard on.

That Bitch was Dad Balling me!
by DadBallz4lyf August 26, 2019
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Scott dad

A Scott dad is a older attractive man usually with grey hair. Very humorous smart guy.
Hey jill did you see that scott dad at table 34?
by Lake fun April 13, 2020
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dad move

When somebody or something disappears with or without reason.
"Damn, Joey just pulled a dad move."
by e grill September 6, 2022
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Second dad

A person who is not your real dad, but instead the other person who takes care of you. Like your guardian or mentor.

He can also be the person you look up to or is an inspiration to you. This term is especially used for people who are in anime fandoms. daddy second father dad father uncle guardian mentor inspiration
That guy right there is my second dad! He is always helping me out and looking out for me!
by spoodermaniscool January 25, 2020
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Dad Toast

Burnt toast and then they burn it even more and then they have the audacity to scrape off the burnt only to toast it some more
Person1: I like my food with a bit of crispy on it
Person2: EW- that's the equivalent of like DAD TOAST
Person1: Dad toast is fire bro, what r u talking about???!?!?!?!?!??
by leavemealone__5 February 10, 2021
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MY DAD

The bitch who was addicted to herion for the first 10 years of my life
"oh no my dad is in jail"
by YOIFUCKEDYOURBITCHANDSHELIKEDI November 18, 2018
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whiskey dad

The true male equivalent of a wine mom. Teaches their son to throw. Interrogates their daughter's date. No shenanigans get by him, not in this household. Probably has a moustache and tells bad jokes for his own amusement. Not mad, just disappointed.
P1: My dad could beat up your dad.
P2: Doubt it. Your dad is a beer dad, but mine is a whiskey dad.
P1: Oh, shit!
by tw353 December 31, 2016
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