Accidental Horny-ness

When you don't mean anything but people snort, wheeze and guffaw when you say it.

*Raining outside, you come inside*
"I am so wet now."
People laugh
"Ok, I did not mean it that way (The Accidental Horny-ness is REAL)"

by OMGitzMeh January 3, 2017

bad-a-ness

The condition or attribute of smthg being Bad A.

Dude, this is sheer bad-a-ness!!

by Bueno BlainO June 26, 2018

thank u ness

One taught me LUV
One taught me Patience

And one taught me PaIn PaIN paIn paINnnnnNnn PaINus PaiNal

Mario is so basic thank u ness

by Elder Gay of the Mormons December 10, 2018

The Luke-Ness Monster

Luke P. from Hannah’s season of the bachelorette. Someone who makes everything about them and snakes their way into every conversation.

“I’m not gonna let the Luke-Ness Monster snake his way into Hannah’s heart.”

by Mtessa17 June 18, 2019

La-zee-ness

when you use “r” for “and”, and also “u” for “you”. E.t.c.

*youre texting someone*

Them: r u doin any thng soon?
You: bruh, you’re the best with La-Zee-Ness

by juice.mp4 April 24, 2020

INAUDIBLE AMAZING-NESS

When something is so amazing, you are left speechless.

Laney: *quotes some very amazing words*
Kate: “INAUDIBLE AMAZING-NESS. I’m speechless because that was so amazing.”

by definitiongobrrrrrr December 15, 2020

oh my ness

a short way of saying oh my goodness and used when you choose not to say omg

john: i almost died yesterday!

tom: oh my ness

by Milo2010 April 3, 2021