Bite my shiny metal ass 

(imp) The glorious act of taking the shiny backplate of the universe's greatest bending unit up in the middle of your filthy jaws and drawing upon it on a bite-ry fashion. (Note: People with magnets or other weird appendages need not apply. Side effects may include awesome folk music. If you're a hot chick contact your Bender at 1-800-IMTHEGREATEST)

Yes, i said i was the greatest. You got a problem with that? I'LL KILL YOU!

"The human race can bite my shiny metal ass!"
―Bender

Bite my shiny metal ass by [e-mail] March 3, 2017

purple ass in my face 

An alcoholic drink consisting of:

Vodka
Blue Curacao
Sprite
Grenadine

Let's head down to Johnny's and get a purple ass in my face!

purple ass in my face by radicalryno June 8, 2011

Kiss My Shiny Metal Ass 

The common phrase of the bending unit, named Bender, from the T.V show, Futurama. The catch phrase can also be seen as, "Bite my shiny, metal ass!"

Drunk Idiot: "Hey, little girl. Want some weed?"
Savage Smart-Ass Girl: "Kiss my shiny metal ass!" *Kicks drunk man in the shin and runs off*
Bystander: "Like the girl said, fuck you!" *Kicks drunk man in the crotch*

Kiss My Shiny Metal Ass by Ender Piggy April 13, 2017

MY FAT IS ASS

built so different he will shatter your eardrums at the sound of his asscheeks clapping

Guy 1: dang bruh whats that noise
Guy 2: oh shit
Guy 1: whats wrong
Guy 2: MY FAT IS ASS is cuming to town and hes gonna bang ur mom

MY FAT IS ASS by Shtegosaurus January 7, 2021

bite my crunchy brown ass 

1. What the Ginger Bread Man says on TimeSplitters 3

Ginger Bread Man: Bite my crunchy brown ass!

bite my crunchy brown ass by TheBlobbyShow October 16, 2007

Kiss my fat white ass

The act of bending over and kissing a fat white bastards ass. Kissing up to your snobby boss. A comeback to just about everything.

John: Hey how are you doing you pompous son of a bitch
Ken: Kiss my fat white ass

Sarah: Hey you skanky hoe whats with all the meat
Barbie: Kiss my fat white ass bitch

Kiss my fat white ass by DEATHONASTICK June 13, 2006

ass in my/your mouth 

1. To embarrass or be embarrassed

2. To humiliate

3. To treat or be treated; clowned.

4. derided

"Why do you always feel the need to put your ass in my/your mouth?" Stan replied angrily to Sharon.

"People going around putting they ass in people's mouth...this has got to stop!"

"You keep talking like that, I'm a put my ass in your/my mouth" said Jill, apparently upset with Bob's position.

ass in my/your mouth by Chambana July 11, 2012