Mumping

A combination of Gumping and Munting, to be precise, going munting with your munt buddy being on the border of retardation.

I went mumping with Penelope yesterday
Isn't she retarded?
Not quite

by NewDare June 22, 2024

Mumpumpsis Rodentitis (MPR)

"Mumpump-" : The urge to go to the gym and pump.
"-sis": Action or process.
"Rodent-" : Gnawer, one who gnaws.
"-itis": Inflammation of an organ
"Mumpumpsis Rodentitis": The inflammation of an organ that causes the one who gnaws to be in the process of getting urges to go to the gym and pump.

"He just ran through three walls of 500 meter thick iron walls! I don't understand, why is he doing this?!"
"HE HAS IT! THE.....Mumpumpsis Rodentitis (MPR). Nothing can or will stop him from getting to the gym to pump."
"W-W-W-W-WHAT'S THAT?!!"
""Mumpump-" : The urge to go to the gym and pump.
"-sis": Action or process.
"Rodent-" : Gnawer, one who gnaws.
"-itis": Inflammation of an organ
"Mumpumpsis Rodentitis": The inflammation of an organ that causes the one who gnaws to be in the process of getting urges to go to the gym and pump.""
"HIDE THE CHILDREN!! HIDE THE WOMEN!! MUMPUMPSIS RODENTITIS IS COMING!!!!"

by chucklung January 9, 2025

mumpty smitch

a stupid bitch with mumps

what a mumpty smitch

by mumpty smitch January 10, 2025

Memphis Cowboys

THE BEST DAMN PAL TEAM IN THE LEAGUE

Memphis cowboys are so good.

by #70 always blocking January 17, 2025

Murph

A word I like to personally use to call someone a Shithead without them knowing.

Person 1: That person is a fuckin' murph!
Person 2: What the fuck are you talking about?
Person 1: You're a murph!

by ILikeFemboys69 February 17, 2026

murphmaxxing

jerking off to sissy whilst being chopped and complaining about being bullied.

murphmaxxing sesh after school yall?

by murphlover10 February 11, 2025

murphmaxxing

jerking to sissy while being ugly and a loser

murphmaxxing after school anybody?

by murphlover10 February 11, 2025