Cool moosing

To be afk at the worst time possible and tell nobody you are going afk

"well we were about to beat the level but he started cool moosing."

by Fact1023 January 25, 2020

Woofer Moose

Aplies to a VERY ugly women who is out on the cop (out drinking to gain love and respect). Normally found amongst kind in seedy bars on a Friday night where the beer goggles have already been put on by the male clientele.

Also Moose is a Canadian speaker company who manufacture woofers.

'What the hell does shelook like????'
'Jeeze, what a woofer moose!'

'Your speakers are yay cool!,
'Yup, they're woofers from Moose.'

by Loopmeister August 8, 2006

Blue Moose

A state of being sad or upset. Paired with the prefix and umbrella term: Red Zebra.

Are you okay?

No I'm a Blue Moose.

by 70RedZebra's February 28, 2022

Alphabetical Moose

An imaginary creature composed in the minds of high school students. It lives in the dark, back pages of teenagers school books only to appear towards the end of the school year. It has been said to differ in appearence from book to book. Some are comprised of letters of the alphabet while others are simply the same as any other moose.

Brodie "Man this class is boring,"
Lukey "Holy shit alphabetical moose in my book!!"

by Lukey =) October 18, 2008

moose canoe

Vagina

If you don't shut up, I'll kick you in the moose canoe.

by King Nimbus February 6, 2014

Moose Knuckle

The Man Version of a Camel Toe.

Friend 1: "Dude! You can see Mike's package!"
Friend 2: "Those are some super tight pants..."
Friend 3: " Thats one ugly moose knuckle"

by AlmostAmanda July 10, 2009

Rusty Moose

-Verb- The act of pulling a Rusty Moose can be summed up by making a fool of, and/or embarrassing, humiliating, degrading, spoofing, or fa-noodling ones self. And other wise, making yourself look or seem idiotic, dumb, retarded, stupid, ignorant or worthless. May also be implied when ill-referencing something, or refusal of dancing The DK dance.

Guy 1: I got arrested for asking a cop that pulled me over for drunk driving, to hold my beer while i tried to run away.
Guy 2: Dude, you Just pulled a Rusty Moose

by T-Bucket October 24, 2011