Good morning

When you wake up to your wife/girlfriend/some skank giving you a blow job.

I was so drunk last night, I don't remember what happened, but I woke up and that bar skank was giving me a good morning.

by Fatbox October 8, 2006

morning rose

Being too fucked up to remember popular zoolander quotes

D - What was that pose called?? The morning rose?
C - It was blue steel u dick!

by Eagle Von Ceasle April 3, 2008

Morning Period

A fake girlfriend/boyfriend someone gets after a big break up, the fake girlfriend/boyfriend is usually used for selfish reasons like sex. the fake girlfriend/boyfriend is discarded as soon as the person finds someone they actually like

Nano: Ed heard you got a new girlfriend, so you got rid of the morning period.
Ed: yup

Carl: hey guys so i got rid of the morning period

by BuJebus April 1, 2011

Morning After Hair

Messy hair after a night of wild sex. Same as sex hair and looks just like bed head.

Wow, that slut Erin didn't even comb out her morning after hair, you know she got rammed hard last night!

by Ariel Lei August 22, 2007

morning water

that glorious first piss of the morning.

Edvard likes to start his out his day with a nice steaming mug of his own morning water.

by Dickie Moist October 8, 2003

mooning

mooning (= going to the moon).
When an asset (for example stock) is highly increasing in value in a relatively short time period / an asset has an explosive increase in value

Tesla is mooning again
Bitcoin is going is mooning / going to the moon

by CryptoRetard January 3, 2021

morning bed hump

When a man wakes up in the morning with a stiffy, and humps his bed because there's no female readily at hand to hump.

Every morning, there's never a girl next to Tundo, so he does his ritual morning bed hump before brushing his teeth.

by authOOr June 18, 2006