Weapons of Mass Distraction

An extremely distracting thing or things. The object varies greatly and relatively to the person.

A super-nerd seeing a sweet, newly released computer during his PSATs.

by Marvin Berry December 9, 2004

text massages

when your phone vibrates from a text giving you a short but sweet massage

"Thanks Jordanna, I just got your text massages. They were informative and pleasureful!"

by Jennifer Goldberg March 8, 2008

Massapequa

massapequa is the shyt

Massapequa = The Shyt

by oot April 29, 2005

massapequa

Anyone from Massapequa is better than anyone from Farmingdale....Farmingdale is comprized of lil fucks who like to think they are better than us

Yo pequa juss anally raped Farmingdale in that Lax Game.

by oot February 17, 2005

wmd (weapons of mass destruction)

George W. Bush, his puppet Dick Cheney, and his henchmen at the pentegon

henchmen would be Donald Rumsfield and Paul Wolfulwitz

by Merlyn June 29, 2003

Massahampshire

A pejorative term used to describe the southern region of New Hampshire (sometimes just the region of the state that is south of Manchester and east of Milford including the Merrimack Valley and Seacost) with the notion that it is turning into Massachusetts due to the large number of former Massachusetts residents moving there. The term denotes the idea that Massachusetts residents are causing NH taxes to be raised and a "nanny state" to be formed simply by being there. To much contrast, most Massachusians in NH are far right-wingers who come to NH as tax refugees.

A similar phenomenon would be "New Yorkticutt", the notion that the western part of Connecticut has been turned into a mini-New York city by moving there.

Person 1: New Hampshire?! More like MASSAHAMPSHIRE! With all of these Massachusetts people moving here we might as well let Massachusetts annex Rockingham and Hillsborough counties!

Person 2: Actually, the Massachusians are the only reason NH is still Republican, dumbass.

by 603explorer February 23, 2010

Mass Media

Reason why women, democracy, freedom and loch ness monster are believed to exist.

Reasonable person: Obviously we have no democracy, its all mass media proaganda, elections are rigged
Hillary Clinton supporter: How you dare this country is built on lies you fucking motherfucking racist misogynist sexist anti-democracist anti-freedomist, you are ass-raped traitor and agent of Kremlinplaying into hands of Donald Trump, when our glorious CIA beloved and Pentagon cherished overlordess will come to power you will pay for your treason, we will fucking lock you up in guantanamo and waterboard you till you'll confess that you're mentally insane and all you said was a lie and no emails ever existed!

by 32121 August 7, 2016