mustache

if you're wearing a mustache then you are a sophisticated chap that drinks tea.

Why hello there, fine sir, it seems you have a mustache! You are quite the fellow, how about afternoon tea with me, hm?

by hehe2 July 13, 2022

Mustache Warmer

When you want to sit on someone's face or would like to.

I'm vladimir putin's mustache warmer.

I want to be your mustache warmer.

by Suicide_Snuggy August 11, 2022

Mistah Drop yo slide

A black Man, who'll occasionally drops a trombone slide

*clanging noise*
What was that noise?
That was mistah drop yo slide

by 1Yourethiqueerium October 19, 2022

mustachiola

a lute-like instrument played by maidens in the days of yore

The lady doth crumble for even a fool on the condition that he is adept with a mustachiola

by despacho November 22, 2022

Mustache Man

Mustache Man, a man who has two passionate lovers. He has a stunningly luscious mustache, obviously. If it is ever shaved, he gets immediate backlash because he just took away his best feature. This is how you know he is a Mustache Man.

Lover1: MUSTACHE MAN !!!!
Mustache Man: Wot
Lover1: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Mustache Man: WOT????
Lover1: YOU SHAVED UR STACHE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooo *cries*

by pinkypoodle9981 January 29, 2023

Mustache Eggs

Contrary to popular belief, mustaches lay and hatch from eggs. They sit on top of their eggs until the baby mustaches hatch. That's why you can't see a mustache egg. Then there's a mustache with food particles stuck to it that the person wearing it is unaware of. This can also be sported on the top lip of a person who has no facial hair. This is different than a mustache egg and is not to be confused with one, despite the name of it. This is called an Egg McMustache. An Egg McMustache (a term built around the Egg McMuffin) is also a fun thing to order at McDonald's to go with a two-piece Chicken McNutsack which is a term built around the famous Chicken McNuggets.

"In regards to mustache eggs, these people didn't hear my order correctly. I ordered an Egg McMustache and they gave me an Egg McMuffin instead. They told me that eggs don't even have mustaches. No, but mustaches have eggs. Where do you think baby mustaches come from? I want a refund!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 6, 2023

MISTAH FONE

What toilet said in Inanimate Insanity

MISTAH FONE

by Sussy bussy sinhala sus July 2, 2023