Mike Dimitri

Mike Dimitri is the most iconic fisherman bartender construction chef skiier world class traveler dog lover sky lover fire island skateboarding answers group calls gym rat non social media user scares michelle Cunningham off of fire island catches us and Jess staring at him as he turns the corner to go to work glow in the dark muscle loving Oswego graduate washed up 24 year old sky obsessed man has full on conversations with his mom telling him to fold his laundry while on a group calls has a wood cabin as a room thinks he lives in the middle of the Antarctic makes weird screams when In weekend mode scared of a relationship like nick Chan Lee smith CHARGUE man.

Mike Dimitri iconic

by Ayoooobbb March 6, 2023

Mike Madson

1. A person who is obsessed with cars especially from the original "Fast and the Furious."
2. and whores... cheap ones.
3. Person with life goal of "Two girls at one time"

(As the friend is watching Fast and furious having a good time with two girls) Man, you are such a Mike Madson.

by Johnny Smitherin February 24, 2008

Mike Jonesing

Attempting to gain popularity or make a name for yourself by saying your name aloud, putting your phone number on your shirt, or talking about yourself in the third person.

This guy in the mall was Mike Jonesing; his phone number was printed on his t-shirt.

Guess who I saw at Wendy's?
Who?
Mike Jones!

Weezy Baby! Birdman J R!

by Newport Nuisance March 5, 2009

Mike Hass

Oregon State wide receiver; drafted in the 2006 NFL Draft in the 6th round by the New Orleans Saints. Holds countless Oregon State receiving records and the praise of hundreds of thousands of fans; incredible hands and excellent route runner

Pac-10 they didn't want me...now I'm hot they all on me. MIKE HASS! (sounds like...mike haaaaass)

by White Chocolate Hardy September 12, 2006

Creepy Mike

A person named Mike, who has mastered the art of lurking in the living spaces of unsuspecting victims.

Monique and Natasha felt victimized by Creepy Mike when he groped their breasts, and then vanished instantly.

by The Victimized College Student October 17, 2008

Mike Dean

The realest, OG, and trillist producer out there.

Hey did you hear Mike Dean’s remix of Birds in the Trap sing MCKnight??

by Nedsvision August 27, 2019

drunk mike

one who sucks dick for coke.

look at that drunk mike sucking dick for coke.

by hans September 20, 2004