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middle seat

The middle seat in some cars. Between the driver and shotgun. Also see: bitch seat.
John was a poor bastard, being the last person picked up before the road trip. Therefore he was forced to ride in the middle seat.
by lamebums October 28, 2007
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middle school

A place designed by Satan himself to segregate kids into different groups and have them bully each other for being different
by Dubiks January 29, 2019
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Middle aged

When someone is between the ages of 35 and 60.
A man is middle aged after he turns 35 by many of today’s more rational young people, today’s youth who are pricks would consider a 36 year old an old person at the end of their life cycle though unfortunately.
by Subtropical 1021 November 8, 2021
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Middle School

Middle school isn't as bad as all the other definitions posted. In fact, I had a wonderful time in middle school. It's generally from grades 6-8 or 7-8, but there are some other variations on that. Most of the students are going through puberty at this time, which may make them feel uncomfortable. You get to meet a lot of new friends and take some good classes, though you'll end up discarding a lot of the information you learn.
"I went to ***** Intermediate in Sunnyvale, CA."
"That kid's kinda short, but he has a little bit of facial hair. He must be in middle school."
"Meiosis? Mitosis? When will we need this in real life?"
Answer: Middle school.
by gorga12porga13morga14 August 14, 2010
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Middle Eastern Mars Bar

A sex act involving meticulous preparation whereby a male (or female with penis) shaves his testicles, gooch and head and proceeds to store the shaven hair. Step two requires minor culinary skills in that a couple of Mars Bars must be heated in a pan and brought to highly viscous (thick), yet fluid, syrup. The newly created concoction (after cooling to a lukewarm temperature) is then carefully lathered onto the perpetrator’s earlier prepared erected penis and testicles. All the shaven hair is generously applied to the chocolate-coated trouser snake until it is completely covered to create an ‘ewok-type’ appeal. The final, and crucial, step is to coax a female to initiate the art of felatio on you and, in a jack-in-the-box-style maneuver, reveal your Middle Eastern Mars Bar.

*NB: It should be noted the Mars Bar syrup possesses both practical and aesthetic qualities:
Practical - to allow the hair to stick;
Aesthetic - to act as a dark background to the hair
"She was coughing up chocolate fur balls for weeks after I gave her the Middle Eastern Mars Bar at Stylzie's place after Dirty Thursdays"
by GTD July 30, 2008
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Middle Classian

This refers to a member of the Middle Class during the Elizabethan Dinner at Upland High School
Be proud to be a Middle Classian
by George Mendoza February 21, 2009
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Middle East

'urban' areas of Bedfordshire (e.g. Luton & Bedford). So called because of its position bordering The Midlands & East Anglia. The name also derives from the area's large population of people originating from Asia.
"No wonder they call this place 'The Middle East', it was like Baghdad when the BNP were campaigning!"
by Ronny St Papps September 27, 2005
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