Michigan Mudpuppy

Eating ass with a horseshoe chew of Grizzly Wintergreen in.

Maniac 1: Bro, I had a fat lipper of griz in when I ate that dirty girl's ass last night.
Maniac 2: Dude! You gave her a Michigan Mudpuppy!
Maniac 1: Hell Yeah!

by Maniac 3 May 13, 2024

Michigan

Boring place full of farms and poverty. The only thing that gets done is arguing over college football teams and Detroit pew pew violence. Bunch of lakes that are being killed everyday as well, which are fun to swim in as long as they are above its above 60 degrees Fahrenheit. We also have Ford F-150’s and Rams everywhere, as well as Chevy’s.

Bob: “Are you going to Michigan?”
Tim: “Yes.”
Bob: “Isn’t that one of the most boring states?”
Tim “Yes, but they have lakes and fishing.”

by Michigan man 9000 May 13, 2024

Michigander Cupping

The act of getting a male, grabbing him by his anus. Ripping it open, then lubricating it. putting a Stanley cup inside of it. Then you take it out so it’s loose, put plaster inside of the rectum. And then flipping him upside down, hanging him by his penis by fishing line. And then eating a bowl of cereal out of his plastered over asshole.

Pastor Allen: yo yo yo! Wanna go and pull a Michigander cupping on that girl over there?

Veto: nah bro, suit yourself!

by Qennyy May 14, 2024

Michigan Mike

A sexual act wherein you place a woman into an ice fishing hole and hit it from behind while she stares down a lake trout

Similar to popular videos involving step-mothers being stuck in the dryer, however with the added risk of hypothermia

You should've seen the girl Larry picked up the other day, he took out to the lake and gave her the Michigan Mike

by MichiganMike January 4, 2025

Michigan Rapper

Rappers that have the most ghetto lyrics possible

Person A: "The beats real good, but the bars are so ass"

Person B: "They're a Michigan Rapper, what did you expect?"

by cattlephyscia January 4, 2025

Michigan Snowsuit

A common winter outfit usually worn by males that consistes of a Tshirt, hoodie, shorts, Detroit sports hat (usually ball cap, but if it is exceptionally cold (<0°F) can be a beanie), and any type of shoe, boot, or sandal.

While Steve was vacationing in Florida for Christmas, an unusual cold front came through with temperatures reaching down to 20°F. He grabbed his Lions hoodie, Red Wings hat, and Crocs to complete his Michigan Snowsuit before heading to Walmart (since there was no Meijers) for some last-minute holiday shopping.

by Velvet Rack January 19, 2025

Michigan Brown musket

When you go upsidedown and get eggs Benedict shoved into your asshole by a musket loader rod

I got Michigan brown musketed by my bf/gf yesterday

by Musket man January 30, 2025