messiah

Used when referring to a person who is extremely late and will almost undoubtedly never turn up.

That guy is the messiah.

by maxgrey December 14, 2008

Massimo

A kid who is equivalent to limp dick and will never get any action and is usually somebody's bitch

That kid is such a massimo

by vincent iannece December 7, 2010

Messiah

1. boring Christian college in the middle of Pennsylvania (aka nowhere) where kids know in saying their college name that they will automatically get pitied and/or mad sympathy from other college friends of theirs that rock out every weekend (or even just ponder the idea of hanging out with the opposite sex on say...a THURSDAY?! wtf...) Parents love the idea, kids know if a college has a nickname for Jesus in the title, the college has to be a ball breaker.

SCENARIO 1-
(Someone's mom): "So Jimmy, what college are you going to?"
Jimmy: "Messiah College mam."
Mom: "Oh that's lovely, soo lovely. You'll have such a nice time and make lots of nice friends."

SCENARIO 2-
(Someone normal) "Todd": "Dude, where do you go?"
Jimmy: "Um...well...I go to school in PA."
Todd: "Where in Pennsylvania?"
Jimmy: "Um..you've probably never heard of it..."
Todd: "Come on, I'm sure I have."
Jimmy:"Well...Messiah College?"
Todd: "Damn..."
Jimmy: "Yeah."
----silence-----
Jimmy: "I know...."

by Hizzle Mizzle December 6, 2007

Messianic judaism

Messianic Judaism is a syncreated faith of jewish customs and practices and evangelical Christian worship and worship Yeshua (Jesus) as the Mashiach (Messiah)

Messianic judaism teaches that Jesus is the messiah

by Alvin swartzman July 11, 2014

massive book

someone's massive Penis/Cock

sorry, i almost hit you with my massive book

by Beck1904 December 23, 2008

mensicles

man nipple? MANTIT sickle my nipple.

Ty: mensicles
Hollie: im hot!
Aria: sure are ;)
Dominic: kevin!
Sam: indeed,
Dominic: i want you inside me.
Ty: Lick my mensicle
Sam: What about me?
Ty: all join in!
Hollie: WOW
Aria: Pansexual
Hollie; MANTIT
Aria: gelato flavor.
Ash: bridget! :)
*ty, dom, sam.. sexting*

Hollie: looks like chicken
Aria: *kinkyface*

by Banana Cotton July 12, 2009

fatass massive

The biggest thing of its kind

Man 1 - I had to write a 10000 word report last night
Man 2 - dude that must've been one fatass massive report

by GSElite December 19, 2006