march 13th

national cut a bitch day. this is the only day of the year that it is acceptable to cut fake bitches out of your life and they can’t say shit about it.

person 1: hey bitch i’m dropping you sorry
person 2: why so suddenly?
person 1: it’s march 13th
person 2: oh my bad i forgot

by the quirkiest January 27, 2020

March Slap Ass Month

this month is march and is the third month of the year and because the word ass this month will be honor slapping asses this will be one of the few months the you can slap your friends , girls ass you just need to say march slap ass (this is not gay ) so for this whole month you can slap anyone ass

me:one day I slapped a girls ass she got mad but i told her the it was march slap ass month

by Guzman_boy February 13, 2020

March 30

National appreciate your guy bsf day

Ohh shitt it’s March 30 happy bsf day bro.

by Mhmm15 March 29, 2020

March 5th

If you were born on this day, you are lucky enough to have the fattest ass. People born on this day tend to be kind, empathetic, and a pleasure to anyone they meet. You are also really good at giving blow jobs and every guy you meet will tell you every single time. As a water sign, you know how to connect with others and will always put their feelings before yours (its okay)

you know what they say about people born on march 5th? they're an emotional mess.

by baddieC8 May 9, 2020

March 31

The day you give ur gf a hoodie

It’s March 31 *gives hoodie

by Koolkid08 March 29, 2021

March 24th

Give your girlfriend head day

John:it’s March 24th
Halley:what’s on that day
John:national give your girl head day

by _Demonformiyah March 16, 2022

march 9

The best rapper in the kpop industry, Min Yoongi, or Suga, was born

“Did you here Min Yoongi was born on March 9”

by hobidraws October 15, 2019