George Martinez

A caddy who devotes his life to illegally making non-taxed money from a private corporation. His daily dress code is the following: generic white collared shirt tucked into hand-sewn khaki shorts. To complete his costume he applies a "titleist" golf cap which he found in the lost and found in the pro shop ( good as new for him). He is known as the best caddy at the club, and his caddy skills surpass that of any tour pro caddy, yet he can not receive this level of recognition due to his illegal living status. In a mere one day at the caddy shack, one may learn of thousands of instances where George caddied for a famous person and " got teeped one twenti fi, es a great loop". Even though this crazed man shares thousands of useless stories, he has yet to realize that he is truly insignificant in the real world. Only when on the grounds of the club does any feel his breathtaking aura. If you are a fellow caddy who is lucky enough to be paired with george, your job will be easy considering george knows the break on your putt from 200 yards out. he knows the greens better than he knows his family.... because he has no family, so to speak. Although many would dread to be in his position making 35,000 dollars a year, barely enough to support himself, if you are of hispanic or Dominican decent, the dream is unattainable. One of such ethnicity must work hard for many years to make such terrible money, its the life of an illegal. may george martinez live on forever!

George Martinez

by caddy 51 August 9, 2010

Cody Martin

A person who is very caring and an amazing boyfriend. One who is a big nerd but at the same time very affectionate. A Cody Martin Is a funny person who has gotten in a relationship on November 22nd. And an amazing giver of oral.

You better hope you get with someone like a Cody Martin!

by BrokenSmiles1995 January 3, 2012

Martinette

The kind of girl you take home to your family. Smart, hard working, beautiful, usually has red hair, but that is a bonus.

That girl is a real Martinette. Always working hard and dang she is so beautiful.

Look at that girls red hair? Its so magical. Reminds me of a Martinette.

by Martinette Fan November 22, 2011

Wal-Martian

An elderly citizen who greets you at the door of a Wal-Mart. He or She tends to be short in stature, and have no other purpose but to create awkwardness as they force you stare at the mysterious crap at the corner of their mouths.

"I tired of those freakn' Wal-Martians trying to get me to check out the isle of who gives a damn!"

by Sean Dronia November 29, 2007

Billy Martin

hottest guy ever!!!!! omfg i can't even put him in words. he is god and he is amazing i love him more than my life and the air i breath i would die for him! nicole loves billy!

i want to have billy martin's babies

by Darkviper039 March 29, 2005

Billy Martin

(Also known as William Dean Martin).

The gorgeous lead guitarist of the popular punk-rock band Good Charlotte. He ia currently 23 years of age, and is dating high school sweetie, Linzi. He just came out with his own custom PRS guitar, called the Billy Martin SE, and co-wrote two songs on Good Charlotte's "The Chronicles of Life and Death" (Ghost of You and Mountain).

There is nothing that I can put here to make you see the perfect-ness that is Billy Martin.

by Emily (The GC Fan) November 27, 2004

zac martin

The most amazing guy a girl will find. He is one of the best skateboarders to a girl. He gives the girl he likes the world. Nothing could ever ruin or make a girl think less than he could ever be. Any girl could fall in love with him. He has the best eyes and hair. A girl will be really happy if she got to spend time with him alone. Though...she may end up pregnant. lol. If u meet a zac martin, he is the best man at giving tongue.

"omg...zac martin is the best guy i have ever met in my entire life. I dont want to leave him. I want to spend every day with him. I love him."

by kara hump February 24, 2009