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Tommy Maddox Offense

1.(n) When a quarterback is so inept at throwing the football, every down is guaranteed to be a running play. Named after former Pittsburgh Steelers quarterback Tommy Maddox, when he filled in for the starting quarterback during the 2005 season. His run-heavy/no-pass play calling was mercilessly mocked by play-by-play announcers.

2.(n) To only run the football. No forward passes, screens, or QB Option (with the intent of passing). Only hand-offs, pitches, bootlegs, or any other designed rushing play qualifies for this designation.
1. An angry Pittsburgh fan has immortalized Tommy Maddox's massive failure by attributing no-pass play-calling to his name: The Tommy Maddox Offense.

2. My brother was trying to get the game record rushing yards achievement in Madden, so he entered the Tommy Maddox Offense.
by John A. H. III January 11, 2009
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Maldon

A fag who is power hungry and leeches on other people's talent.
That ass jocky Maldon is fuckin our shit up again.
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Madden NFL 07

I have to say Madden NFL 07 here.
by Marcus Reed September 23, 2006
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maddogg

a maddogg is some one who know one can live up to
and just the greatest word in history, maddogg has to be spelt double g double d otherwise its no original
.man taylor pratley is a madogg aha
.check out that maddogg
by maddogg taylor May 17, 2006
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Thomas MacDonald

Not a very good rapper. And before y'all conservatards think I don't like him because of his lyrical content, It's not. In fact, in his earlier music I actually liked how he doesn't care how you feel. It kinda had a 1999 Eminem feel to it. But now it's at the point of it being annoying. Ignoring that, his flow is usually repetitive and boring, his song Corny being the worst of it. While he's not the worst rapper, he's among my top 35. But hey, he don't give a fuck how I think.
Thomas Macdonald is a pretty bland rapper, but it's alright if you like him. *proceeds to listen to Lil' Pump*
by YRNKelpy November 23, 2020
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Maddocks

Similar to a male reproductive organ, see also cock. Also used to describe the flaky bits of semen on the end of a penis. It is also the term used by many cultures for aids.
"Oh my god you stinking whore! you gave me MADDOCKS!"

or

"You Giant MADDOCKS!"
by Danny Hunt September 20, 2005
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madonna whore complex

Is when someone is unable to be sexually aroused in a sexual relationship; either because they revere a woman as a sexual figure, and/or they desire girls who are sexually promiscuous as form of punishment for their ways.
Jackie's boyfriend won't give her the D, he's got that "madonna whore complex"
by ktown's og September 17, 2013
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