molestache

A group of bristles or hairs about the mouth of a man who cannot seem to grow it in fully. Sometimes this is caused by the subject going through puberty, but it is generally thought that Darwin's theory of evolution may take part in this phenomenon.(if a person is undesirable, his body may not allow him to have normal bodily functions...like growing hair on his face.) This act of trying to grow facial hair but horribly failing is usually perpetrated by child molesters and heshers for some unknown reason.(or possibly the Darwinist theory above)

That guy over there in the trenchcoat reading teen beat has a killer Molestache!

by pimphuge February 25, 2003

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Molly Sims

An enormously sexy woman that models, particulary for Victoria's Secret.

She is one of the hottest things I have ever seen

by Arpi December 6, 2004

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Mole Face

A person who looks squinty eyed in the morning, resembling a Mole in the sunlight

A person who finds it difficult to open thier eyes fully soon after waking up from sleep

Squinting in the sunlight like a mole

A person with Mole like features

I only had two hours sleep last night, I've got hellish mole face

Oh my god look at Dan's mole face, he looks tired.....and funny

Im so tired....I cant open my eyes....the sun is burning me....Its so bright.....I feel like a mole.....No no dont hurt my mole face...ah it feels like my face is melting

by Inspector Tibby February 25, 2010

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