3 minute taco

When you eat mexican food (or any food really) and have to use the bathroom right after eating.

Yo, I've got to find the bathroom now, this 3 minute taco is tearin' me up.

by mr.waterproof November 12, 2010

Five Minute Game

When someone in the room starts talking about something people were just talking about and "Starts over" the conversation, they win. It is bad to win

Joe: Did you hear about that guy who just climbed everst?
Jim: Yeah he was so cool
Within 5 minutes later
Fred: Hey did you guys hear about the dude who just climbed everest
Jim: Dude we just said that and you were right there
Joe: YOU JUST WON THE FIVE MINUTE GAME!!!

by wordya January 20, 2011

Jew Minute

30 seconds because Jews are so Stingy that they cant promise you the full minute.

"hey man, when are you gonna get to my house?"
"in a Jew Minute"

by Raul Entudia February 16, 2012

Wait a minute, you people have lost your minds, my god

Now I realize most of those people out there are asleep and have a clouded vision. (delusional) So when I post this message it will just come out sounding incoherent and people will think I am just a troll.

I’m talking to the Jews of UD.

Wait a minute, you people have lost your minds, my god

So that explains why there are so many crazy people. Good gawd, where are these people coming from?

by Rude Crude but Earnest Dude December 7, 2020

5 minute effect

Refers to the unexpected hammer of highness that drops on your dome after smoking some surprisingly dank weed.

"Hmm. I don't know, dude. I feel like there's something weird about this bud. I just don't feel...."

"Hopefully the 5 minute effect kicks in, or we're going to have to get a refund or some shit."

by Q&P November 6, 2010

a Nintendo Minute

- noun

a term used to describe a very short period of time.

In reference to the time counters in old school side-scrolling video games (Super Mario Bros, Ninja Gaiden, Sonic the Hedgehog, etc.) in which seconds counted down much faster than real seconds especially in the final minute. (often accompanied by faster, stressful music)

"Hang on guys, I'll be there in a NINTENDO MINUTE!"

"Tap the next keg. We drank that first one in like 3 Nintendo Minutes."

by steve ryanson May 1, 2009

cotton pickin minute

Old term used for the time it would take the slaves to pick their cotton.

See "nigger minute"

"Them negros are going to be working for a cotton pickin minute"

by ZeroXfile February 19, 2010