Minte is a story book character created by Monte especially for hilarious stories. He is very crazy and has created multiple clones for himself. He enjoys eating a ton of bacon. His secret identity is a superhero known as Super Minte. He has multiple friends. He has a pet alpaca.
by do u no de wae? January 24, 2018
Get the minte mug.When a man brushes his teeth whilst sitting on the toilet, spits the toothpaste froth between his legs, accidentally covering his penis with the discarded foam leaving him with a Minty Piccolo.
MALE: Cor blimey! That Minty Piccolo feels chilly.
PERSON 1: Would you care for a breath mint?
PERSON 2: No thanks, I've just had a Minty Piccolo.
PERSON 1: Would you care for a breath mint?
PERSON 2: No thanks, I've just had a Minty Piccolo.
by HairyHighwayman February 26, 2023
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the sexual-preparation act of slathering one's dick in (usually mint flavored) alcoholic mouthwash so as to make oral sex more pleasurable for the partner giving head, usually done in the absence of flavored lube. Also known as canedipping. Stings like a motherfucker initially. Invented in the early 2010's by delinquent Wormtown (Worcester, MA) high school graduates & college freshmen, according to police arrest records and PTA transcripts.
"Ew I don't want to suck that, soapy dicks taste funny. Get the flavored lube."
"Girl I just showered and the soap washed off. Don't have any lube. You like butter?"
"I'm lactose intolerant."
"Fuck it!"
*Splashes listerine on the peen*
"AAAAAAAAAaAUUUUUUUUUUgGGGGGhHHH"
"Let me kiss it better babe!"
A Sexual Preparedness PSA on mintsticking brought to you by the Worcester County Health Committee & Greater Blackstone Valley Center for Cultural Enrichment
"Girl I just showered and the soap washed off. Don't have any lube. You like butter?"
"I'm lactose intolerant."
"Fuck it!"
*Splashes listerine on the peen*
"AAAAAAAAAaAUUUUUUUUUUgGGGGGhHHH"
"Let me kiss it better babe!"
A Sexual Preparedness PSA on mintsticking brought to you by the Worcester County Health Committee & Greater Blackstone Valley Center for Cultural Enrichment
by OmenNemo June 12, 2023
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Get the Fucking mintttt mug.Ben Minting is an English human (We think). Ever since the age of 6 he has had a unique personality, many would call him a mong. Which is true
by alfiesuggy January 6, 2021
Get the Ben Minting mug.the prime example of how to act like a douchebag and still get women in his bed. The Minteer is a social animal and heavy drinker. The Minteer loves cheap pitchers of shitty beer and plays XBox in his apartment, all while studying and attempting to not fail out of college.
Guy 1: Who the fuck is that douchebag hitting on my girlfriend?
Guy 2: That's a Minteer, your girl is fucking him tonight.
Guy 2: That's a Minteer, your girl is fucking him tonight.
by mizzlehotch777 November 17, 2011
Get the Minteer mug.A female creative artist TikToker with lots of talent and potential. She never really has an opinion on important issues because she doesn't care about most of them.. good mindset. She post animated videos and drawings on instagram and tiktok.
She is cool
She is cool
by mintpew January 21, 2023
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