MILF Mobile

MILF - Mother I'd Like to Fuck
Mobile - moving or capable of moving readily (especially from place to place)

milf-mobile - Milf transporter

How did you get to work this morning?

I got a ride with Jason's and his mom in the milf-mobile

by Gerry June 30, 2004

milf weed

Awesome weed grown and distributed by a MILF

Its the MILF weed, nigga just cant quit
Its the MILF weed, nigga can i get another hit?

by Alan T Ftw October 6, 2006

Milf Central

Day Care or the local Supermarket, where the upscale young mothers frequent.

"I'm headed for Milf Central to drop off the kids."

by Chemical Sam June 16, 2009

MILF Wrecker

Tasty beverage that is a derivative of a Sangria. Recipe:

1 glass wine
1 shot coconut rum (e.g. Malibu)

The wine is usually red, which works well, but white can be used based on your preferences. This recipe works best with a "table wine" or a blend rather than something that is top shelf or a wine that has lots of tannins.

This drink can either be mixed in a batch and served, or can be created by on fly by a "sneak attack". That is where someone drops the shot in someone's wine glass when they aren't looking.

The reason it is call a 'MILF Wrecker' is that it seems to make hot mom's want to do crazy things and all undergarments to instantly switch one female to the left.

At the gym.

Susan: Hey, Jill! How was the party last night? You don't look so good.

Jill: Awesome. I got hit by a couple MILF Wreckers though, and don't know what happened. I woke up the next day wearing someone else's panties.

by AnonOnFire March 16, 2010

milf and cookies

1 Why we all go to Jon's house. (m.i.l.f., mom id like to fuck)
2 When you Pound Big Mama.

Hey ya'll milf and cookies at Jon's tonight

by anonymous369 October 10, 2005

MILF & Cookies

1) Danger Kitty
2) A hot Mom with Great Tits. (Real or Fake)
3) A Cougar that's out with younger female friends.

I'm hungry for some pussy. I'm going out to see if I can't pick up some MILF & Cookies.

by Meat Sock February 26, 2009

milf-nip

The term milf-nip describes a guy that has rugged features, but still maintains a cute, innocent look that makes older women feel compelled to corrupt him or treat him like a son, albeit in a sexual way. He is the milf version of catnip. This adorably manly aura also has similar effect on women his own age.

He looks like a nice piece of milf-nip; I just want to tuck into bed, kiss his forehead and then fuck his innocence away.

by the agitator August 27, 2013