Mexican Dentist

A guy whose received a blowjob by a Mexican woman in Mexico.

Hey man, I totally got my degree in Mexican dentistry yesterday

by i am McLovin March 16, 2013

Mexican Sparkler

The act of a man climaxing on his back with his penis pointing straight in the air so that his ejaculate looks like a Cinco de Mayo fireworks display

All John wanted for Christmas was a Mexican Sparkler.

by Irish Jack December 27, 2014

mexican trampoline

A sex position where the man is on bottom and the woman is on top, waiting just above the man's penis. Similar to a Mexican using a trampoline to gain entry into the U.S., the man uses the bed springs to thrust his errect penis directly into the woman.

After I got home from my job at the cricket breeding clinic, I got home and took a watery dump on the bathroom tile. I missed the toilet intentionally. I wanted to slide around in it like i was in the very tip of ocean surf laying on the beech; a comfortable wetness. My son's babysitter walked in and slipped on it. While she was in mid air, I gave her an earth-shattering Mexican Trampoline

by TheHardLog September 4, 2017

Pulling a Mexican cartel

When you kidnap the most ghetto thug from America to Mexico and hold him hostage for 2 years straight for no reason and give him a bogus ass spic punishment for no reason and then take credit for all the dead bodies he left behind in Mexico after his visit because you feared Mexico's reputation of how many dead spics were left cuz it made you look retarded and made it look like you had no idea what you were doing.

person 1: OH GOD LOOK AT ALL OUR PPL! THEYRE DEAD! We shouldnt have fucked with that ghetto ass American!

Person2: Oh shit now everybody knows how weak we really are.

Person 1: Not if we take credit for it.

Me: Thats what I call pulling a Mexican cartel.

El chapo: I agree, us mexican spics are the weakest race :( .

by The ONLY devil 😈 December 6, 2021

mexican lottery

When you get two sodas from a vending machine for the price of one.

Guy 1:Bro i just won the mexican lottery want a snapple

Guy 2: yhea thanks man

by dietxrich January 26, 2010

Mexican Minute

A time interval that is longer then a minute usually anywhere from 15 to 30 minutes.

Hey bro, I'll be there in a mexican minute.

by Rjahn June 14, 2010

mexican food

It's almost always...
...A tortilla with meat, cheese and lettuce.
No, seriously.
What is a taco? A tortilla with meat, cheese and lettuce.
What is a burrtio? A tortilla with meat, cheese and lettuce.
What is a fajita? A tortilla with meat, cheese and lettuce.
What are nachos? Little tortillas with meat, cheese and lettuce.

But seriously. Mexican food is food from Mexico.
And it's good.
:D

Let's go get some Mexican food! I could really go for a tortilla wrapped around some meat, cheese and lettuce.

by Koori January 3, 2007