Mash

Mash is a silly girl with beautiful hair. She is classy sassy and smart-assy. Don't mess with her because she is feisty and is not afraid of anyone!

John: That girl was so silly.
Mark: Yea I bet her name was Mash

by Anon220391 August 2, 2021

Goat Mash

A common situation, experience or every day activity that inexplicably becomes disorganized, confused or grossly fucked up.

We Goat Mashed the other team in gears of war 2

by pureownage54 December 21, 2008

Mash

A versatile verb used to show anger.

That dude jacked my shit. We should mash that fucker up.

by damerils March 23, 2009

mash fart

a sweet smelling fart when you dont have to poo.

why did you mash fart dick fucking cunt.

by tino francis May 1, 2009

Knockers and Mash

When a really fucked up Canadian guy, perhaps he might go by the name of Mo or Dan wants to tit fuck his date by mashing his member between them. If he is hungry afterwards he may decide to eat some sausage with mashed potatoes.

Andy (he could also be called Andy) couldn't find his condom so he went for knockers and mash.

by Uncle PP December 6, 2017

Mash job

Repeatedly punching the testicles of a sexual partner for pleasure.

Tim:
I love when becky uses me like a speed bag.
Frank:
What?
Tim:
She gives the best mash jobs.

by Weird kinks April 28, 2022

African Melon Mash

The African melon mash is a ritual where 150 men all take turns procreating with a watermelon that has a hole cut out and inserting there semen into it. After the ritual is complete the weakest boy of the village will eat this melon for strength and good health.

Chief it’s almost time for Timmy’s yearly African Melon Mash!

by GoingGutless June 8, 2021