Lumber Babies

A funny way to say, shit.

Can you please get off at the next exit? I need to find a place to orphan these lumber babies before they start drawing on the walls of my boxers.

Translation: I need to find a place to take a shit before I start turtle-heading and ruin my underwear.

by Porksword153 January 4, 2024

Lumberchon

The mix between a LumberJack and Leprechaun (Preferable a Big Bodied Ginger)

Man that Ginger is one big Lumberchon

by LukieBookieIII January 8, 2024

Lumberjackin

When you have to resort to physically splitting your log after taking care of business in the bathroom, as it is too large in it's current form to flush

Valerie had to resort to Lumberjackin after having a hefty serving of Indian food the night before. She was desperately worried about flooding her bathroom, the the skillful act of Lumberjackin was required.

by BeanBagHead March 15, 2024

lumber tycoon 2

Cool Roblox game by defaultio where you cause deforestation and make bands of money doing so

Yo, have you played Lumber Tycoon 2?
I can’t breathe all the trees are gone!

by runningblueowl March 16, 2024

Lumberjack mayt

A friend who after a night taking mdma one becomes a lumberjack.

May proceed to sing, I’m a lumber jack and I’m ok, work all night and sleep all day, and when I get home I eat the kids mayt!

Aw yeah, I was up with Jean last night necking pills, he became a lumberjack mayt!

That lad Sid is one hell of a lumberjack mayt.

by Chaz G May 26, 2024

Lumberjack Mayt

A friend, who whilst double or triple dropping mdma, ecstasy or other Hallucinogen suddenly believes you are both lumberjacks and proceeds to sing “I’m a lumberjack and I’m ok, work all night and sleep all day, and when I get home I eat the kids my lumberjack mayt”

I was on pills with Jean the other day, that dude is one hell of a lumber jack mayt!

Did you see Sid last night? He double dropped and became a lumberjack mayt!

by Chaz G May 26, 2024

lumeroglo

'verb'

To look for something that turns 0 search results.

"I'm so bored, I'm gonna lumeroglo."

by ScalderM June 7, 2024