Lick me

Used as a nicer/cleaner way of saying Fuck off.

Man#1:can I borrow your math answers?
Man#2:Lick me u whore.

by Sameer April 24, 2005

windie licker

Originally a Northern Irish term, but spreading rapidly through Usenet. A derogatory term for someone of very low intelligence or who is mentally retarded. Originates from the buses that transport mentally deficient people where the occupants can be seen licking the windows.

M3 licensees are all a bunch of windie lickers

by windie licker October 17, 2006

Lick my nuts

-A phrase spoken when you know you lost the argument but choose not to quit in spite of having no valid sources to support you're argument.

-Also when you are playing an online video game and you die/lose and are pissed off about it.

-And a way to tell someone to go away.

Clint: So therefor she is not a vegetable since she is moving and responding to people. The only way someone can be a vegetable is if they do not have any function of thier limbs or they are in a comatose state. In which Terri Schiavo is not a vegetable.

Joe:..Lick my nuts, asshole.

by iwannabeanalcoholic April 2, 2005

Butt lick

The process of licking the butthole of someone else or possibly your own, depending on your flexibility. Also refers to someone that kisses ass!

Karen: My butt itches so bad!
Steve: You need a butt lick! Allow me to assist you!

by Mr. Leitzer September 29, 2005

pussy licker

One who excels in the art of eating puntang

My girlfriend loves the fact that I am a pussy licker

by Chach February 16, 2004

lickalotopus

a lesbian dinosaur

The lickalotopus wants you for a mate.

by harry January 21, 2003

carpet licker

An indivdual who performs oral sex on a female with a hariy vagina. Related Terms: Carpet Bombing cunnilingus

Barbara Streisand

by Batman November 9, 2001