left check 

For fucking idiots who spell left cheek wrong

Person1: oh my gawd that’s a thicc left check
Person2: don’t you mean cheek you fucking weeb

Person1: *cries*

left check by Cake.CHR May 30, 2019

left-baffled 

The feeling a normal person feels after debating with anti-fa.

Chad: Hey you alright man? You looking proper cofused after "speaking" with those angry dudes wearing black masks in the park.

Chad2: Yeah man, I totally left-baffled

left-baffled by Nullendpoint June 10, 2019

Left-reading 

Interpretations of media that makes excuses for sexist/anti-lgbtq/racist themes by giving undue credit and nuance to authorial intent; especially as a way to give a pass to offensive writing in movies/books/etc you might enjoy.

"Zelda isn't actually a damsel in distress because she helps in defeating the final boss"

"No, that's just a left-reading of her role. She still has to wait around for Link to save her very frequently."

or

"The left-readings of Rey's role in Star Wars Episode 8 are too forgiving, considering she spends so much of the film trying to 'fix' men. "

Left-reading by smeefus August 27, 2019

left on read 

someone read the messages but he didn't answer

oh, Karen left on read my insta story an hour ago

left on read by ShinJuni September 21, 2019

Left Chin 

Noun. Clueless

I asked Sam a question and his left chin ass didn’t know what was going on

Left Chin by Ursostupidok September 23, 2019

Left Erring 

If Your A Guy With A Left Erring Your Actually Gay.

Dude, You Have A Left Erring. You Must Be Gay.

Left Erring by Erring Big Gay October 1, 2019

left-handed driveway

whereas the driveway of the corner-lot residence opens onto the street perpendicular to the street indicated in the address (terrorist practice)

The house has a left-handed driveway; they're terrorists.

left-handed driveway by mousel October 10, 2019