Like My Uncle 

When you turn something awkwardly stated into something that sounds like you got touched by your uncle.

bambam- it was weird when me and my black boyfriend touched butts when we had sex.
brendan- o just like my uncle at our family christmas party when we were alone.
bambam-really?
brendan- No sick fuck.

Like My Uncle by Angry McButtturd August 29, 2010

like-stalker 

noun
A person who uses a social networking website's liking system to tell another person they want to have sex with them. They like all their posts, no matter what they are.

An analogy would be a person in a bar who agrees with everything you say in the hope that they can hook up.

straight like , liking spree , liking to be liked , obsessive liking disorder , drive by liking , social networking

I've got a like-stalker on Tumblr. They also keep asking for my Facebook URL.

like-stalker by dxo January 13, 2011

Like a billion

The number after 499 and before Like a billion. Due to math, Like a billion is also before Like a billion. It is currently unknown whether or not any other numbers are adjacent to Like a billion.

"I played Frog Fractions yesterday and got Like a billion fruit."

"Huh? That's nothing, I got Like a billion fruit in Like a billion playthroughs."

Like a billion by frog_fractions September 19, 2016

like check 

When your comments on any social media platform people will @ you can say “like check ✨” if you get lots of likes without knowing!

@username Like Check! Look at the likes you got

like check by starberry<3 December 2, 2020

Like whore 

A person that excessively abuses the "Like" feature on Facebook.

Facebook Status: "I just wrecked my car".
- Like Whore likes this.

Like whore by Slunjan May 21, 2009

Like a Hawk 

To describe a characteristic of something by relating it to a hawk, even when the Hawk is not known to share that characteristic.

Do you think your mom heard us? Yes, she has ears like a hawk.

Like a Hawk by Joshua Cooney November 2, 2008

Like Shaggy and Scooby

This can be used as an example of best friends or the perfect example of bros before hoes.

-Do you think Mike will ditch us for Amy?
-No man me and Mike are like Shaggy and Scooby.

Like Shaggy and Scooby by cruise23 May 17, 2010