Input Lag

The stage between sober and tipsy.

Dave: Are you tipsy yet?

John: Nah just some input lag.

by MrShrok November 1, 2023

Lag

Mr Murphy

lag: if you just bear with me for one minute ill move somewhere else in the hou- s-e- -s s

by ChEEsEdoyEEtos February 2, 2021

Joint-lag

Condition after heavy smoking of marijuana resulting from alterations of the body’s synapses after the release of the chemical dopamine giving the body a “euphoric” feeling.

Man I can’t get off this couch, must be that joint-lag from the gas we toked.

by malcolm.exe April 15, 2022

food lag

Food lag is a physiological and emotional condition which results from the sudden change or withdrawal of good food devoured by the body resulting in ultimate sadness

- Damn I miss the food in (insert country last visited), now stuck in food lag...
- My food lag is killing me!!! Take me back to Japan and give me some fresh sushi!

by A_Crystal January 4, 2018

road lag

Road lag: been on the road for so long your tired from even giving attention

I would go out tonight but this road lag has me down from hauling all night

by Duke Horsefly February 1, 2021

Lag-Fu

The art of using your poor latency or slow internet connection in a video game against an opponent

The hell?! Did this 200 ping looking motherfucker just clip through half my attacks and kill me?
Yeah, he did. This guy's using some serious Lag-Fu.

by Casey Watts July 8, 2022

who lagged back

a certain fellow just lagged back. do you know who?

“didnt vitaaal say that one thing about who lagged back”

by bwepis April 27, 2022