Keep it 99

COSR MONZR WE KEEP IT 99 BECAUSE SOMETIMES WE BE LYING

Keep it 99-having to lie at times cuz we give no fucks

Oh nah that's my cousin

Nah he aint gonna fight don't worry

by COSR.MONZR September 8, 2018

keeping it real

A black person's excuse for being ignorant or doing ignorant shit. The person who says that they are "keepin' it real" usually claims to be denying pop culture and sticking with their own thing.

Chris Rock had a good description:

Rock: Nothing makes a nigger happier than not knowing the answer to your question:
(first person):"What's the capital of Zaire?"
(nigger):"Shit, I don't know that!....Keepin' it REAL!"
Rock: Yeah, real DUMB!

by who cares? April 18, 2005

keeping it real

When a black celebrity/athlete gets into trouble and his teamates/black commentators/BET media say he's "Keeping it real", as if it were assumed he is supposed to act like that. It is more or less a black-on-black racist term. (White people don't use the term and are largely unaware of what it means.) It says that black people are supposed to get in trouble with the law, thusly "keeping it real"; being true to their race.

A lot of people probably said Kobe Bryant was "keeping it real" when he got into trouble, or when insert name basketball player got busted for marijuana possession, not realizing they are perpetuating the racism they try to fight at the same time.

by Ryan Thompson June 16, 2004

rims that keep spinning when you stop

What a moron calls spinners (rims that are in two parts with one attached by ball bearins so they keep moving after the wheel itself has stopped).

Guy 1:Wow, that thugs got some phat rims that keep spinning when you stop.
Guy 2: They are called spinners you asshole.
Guy 1: I hate my life

by Mark February 23, 2005

African keep away

Another name for the sport of basketball.

You Peckerwoods wanna play a little African Keep Away?

by d0c July 14, 2006

Kempy

a definition of bloody awsome.

translate exactly into big goodness.

can be used while refering to sexual pleasures, dancing, hairstyles and a deed.

is also used in referance to the female blonde afro.

"omg, you had your hair cut; what a cool kempy!"

"wow that is so kempy!!!"

"cool lets call it kempy"

"your kempy is bigger than your arse"

by AnNaKeMp February 3, 2009

trapper keeper

(n) An affectionate slang term for vagina, referencing an American brand of loose-leaf binder, popular with elementary/middle/high school students from the 1970s-1990s.

"Panties washed in Tide detergent don't really agree with my trapper keeper."

by TrappersDaddy November 21, 2009