jon

the guy who turns off your computer because he wants to. entitled man whos 40% gay.

"hey youre annoying"
"i know its because im a jon"

by skskskskssksksksks May 13, 2019

Jon McDonald

Your local pedo a bit like Dylan beeston

Dylan: Hi Moses wanna get in my van

Moses: oh Dylan don’t be such Jon McDonald

by Juice WRLD seizure December 29, 2019

DA Kid Named Jon

He is a very bad kid wanting to have sex with 3 black guys at wallmart

"DA Kid Named Jon come her daddy"
"DA Kid Named Jon Take to me Court Now Fucker"
"DA Kid Named Jon i hope u love me"

by anonymous April 7, 2024

Jon Jon

Most dangrous jit ever. Never disrespect jon jon.

Jit 1: Jon Jon jus said he would slap me, i'm finna beat his ass.
Jit 2: JON JON, the nigga who got a metal plate in his mouth, Jon Jon
Jit 3; JON JON, the nigga who faught a pitbull with his bare hands and won, Jon Jon

by Not a Lavoris December 7, 2023

Pulling a jon

hyping / talking up an event and then not going at the last minute.

"the show lineup looked great, but when it came time to get ready i ended up pulling a jon and stayed home"

by gato perdido July 16, 2008

Nice Guy Jon

A guy who is nice

He will probably let me stay at his place, he is such a Nice Guy Jon

by chiefkeefied October 31, 2020

Retard Jon

Retard Jon is a person who was not born retarded but simply drank himself retarded.

my buddy is a real retard jon

by dopelemon June 11, 2020