The Jizz

When beautiful celebrities such as Kris Allen, Jon Knight, and Kristen Stewart get together for a sexy explosion.

A: Would you have a threesome with Jon Knight and Kristen Stewart?
B: Yea, that'd be the jizz!!

by chasingbrucelee April 29, 2009

jizz blizz

After a long and engaging amount of sex with a condom, the male removes the condom from his penis and takes the cum filled weapon and slaps the female in the face with it, thus spreading the cum all over.

"Upon looking in the mirror, the red marks and white streaks were reminiscent of the night befores devasting jizz blizz"

by Chip April 15, 2005

Jizza

When you jizz on a pizza.

I jacked off last night, shot my load on the pizza and made Jamie eat it. Dude, pizza and jizz? JIZZA!

by MisterGreen January 16, 2011

Gayer than jizz on a mustache

really really extremely gay

dude, watching dancing with the stars is gayer than jizz on a mustache

by vooks November 4, 2008

jizz

One of many slang words for semen. The male reproductive fluid, semen (or jizz) consists of a soap-like substance (secreted by the prostate and seminal vesicles), sperm, fructose (non-sweet sugar), and water. Its major purpose is to fertilize the ova (or "eggs") in most mammals and select other jawed vertebrates, and it goes by MANY names. It is secreted in the process scientifically known as ejaculation, during the male orgasm.

See also cum, semen, penis.

Dude, stay away from that; it's a jizz-free plant!

Dude, my girlfriend got real pissed, because I got jizz all over her face last night!

by bladesage January 13, 2008

rainbow jizz

Rainbow jizz was originally thought up to be the coolest thing ever,
and to outdo purple jizz.
It is often used to burn someone really bad, but can also be used as a complement.
If you're trying to pick a chick, it works pretty well, also.

burn:
Gina:"how about that guy?"
Kaila:"ewww! Fuck no, i wouldn't fuck that guy if he had rainbow jizz."

Complement:
Gina:"What about him?"
Kaila:"Oh he's so hot, he's better than rainbow jizz."

As a pick up:
Micheal:"hey."
Kaila:"eww."
Micheal:"I jizz rainbows."
And the babymaking begins

by dinosaursgorawr March 9, 2008

Jizz Ball

A Jizz Ball occurs after you jerk off in the shower and it gets on you. You will notice that the jizz or cum will become sticky and can be rolled into tiny balls. The tiny balls of jizz can then be flicked on to opponents.

Dude, you got a jizz ball in your hair or I just left the biggest jizz ball in the shower.

by David Rzzzzzz April 22, 2008