"Jewish crackers!"

This phrasology is used to describe a situation in which a person is either eating a Maneschwitz cracker or is in a situation where they have forgotten something.

Erin showed up to class one day, but exclaimed "Jewish crackers!" when told to hand in an assignment that she has forgotten.

by natalienouveau August 8, 2006

Jewish Symphony

Any cheap scenario.

Mitch:"They wouldn't give me a plastic fork when I ordered take-out. They said it was extra!"
Kyle:"Well that restaurant is a big jewish symphony!"

by Ms. Shaw November 13, 2013

jewish antelope

A swaggie animal that celebrates Hanukkah

Hey jimbob looks like the Jewish antelope is frolicking on the golf course

by swaggienigga123 February 23, 2014

jewish birthday

When someone burns down their business for the insurance money.

John was in debt, so he had a Jewish birthday.

by ScottTheChamp April 23, 2014

Jewish perfume

The Jewish perfume is when you are sitting in a chair getting a blow job and you fart. A cloud of noxious gas is expelled from your anus and floats around the head of the person fellating you.

Man, Last night I gave this slut I met at the bar a Jewish perfume... Luckily she didn't pass out till AFTER I finished.

by cloud hooker September 11, 2016

jewish mermaid

When some one is acting ungreatful, or like a brat. Can be used in a joking matter.

Person 1: dude Alex was acting like such a Jewish mermaid last night.
Person 2: yea, I know. I can't believe he flipped out on his mom over a sand which!

by Kay Smitty May 29, 2016

Jewish Gas Chamber

The process of putting an oxygen mask on someone and farting inside. So much to the point they suffocate.

Yo he was being a dick so I gave him a Jewish Gas Chamber

by Nick2190 May 13, 2016