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Justin Bieber

This little high pitched singer that thinks he's the shit cuz he knows Usher and Asher Roth.
The only reason Usher and Asher Roth hang out with Justin Bieber is because he lets them rape him in the ass.
by Tikibarberfan March 15, 2010
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Justin Bieber

An aural-borne disease that affects many young females; usually between the ages 3 and 15. The virus targets the brain, releasing a high level of chemicals, causing large influxes of euphoria, anxiety, and depression. It later spreads to the nervous system, resulting in high-pitched singing or screaming, seizures, idolization feminine male celebrities, and surprise urination.
"Something's.... up with your daughter, isn't there?"

"Yeah, she's got Justin Bieber in her head. She's been pissing her pants for weeks listening to some preteen music garbage and putting up posters of an unattractive woman. It's pretty serious, I'd rather not talk about it."

"Shit, sorry dude."
by H8r-x October 10, 2013
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Justin Timberlake

The guy who grabbed Janet's rack.
Look, there's Justin Timberlake.
Isn't he that fool who grabbed Janet's rack?
by Steve-O April 3, 2004
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Justin Bieber

A "singer" with a girly voice and no talent. He's adored by some 12-year olds (especially girls). His fans call themselves "Beliebers", but I usually call them "Biebtards". I'm not gonna say he's gay or something, but he's not talented, his songs are not so good, and most of his fans are retards.
Fan: I LOVE JUSTIN BIEBER SO MUCH HE'S SO TALENTED
Me: He's not talented at all. Get a life and don't listen to trash music like Bieber does.
by biebergoaway February 27, 2014
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justin

To decide a group of friends is no longer worth your time.
Hey what's Kyle been up to lately?
I don't know man, I justined that whole group of people.

Hey where has Dave been lately?
The asshole justined us, so I don't care.
by DexterColt January 18, 2011
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Justin Trudeau

Overrated and inept leader who Canadians love too much and by Canadians I mean people from Toronto. He can never answer questions in parliament. His speeches sounds so robotic like he is reading from a teleprompter. Whenever someone asks him a tough question all he does is deflect and say some random shit about how Canada is a progressive country and we should use peoplekind instead of mankind blah blah same old same old statements... Canada is only so much progressive and stable until other countries like Israel, the US, etc have access to vaccines and we don't. He also btw has given a eulogy to Fidel Castro who was a dictator and he has praised the CCP nother dictatorship while he claims to be a democratic progressive leader.

He can't ever solve any problems like the housing market which affects young people so much but most young people here still love him to death. He's just in power to say pretty things and look pretty. The Liberal party can choose a much better leader than him. Those who praise him are very naive people Canada has had a bunch of better leaders and for that person who calls Trudeau a sugar daddy who gives people $2,000 he's also asked some people to pay back that money what kind of sugar daddy would do that?
A leader who can get by on only looks, and being the son of a former prime minister and nothing else. He must be a Justin Trudeau
by Frank2020 April 28, 2021
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Justin Bieber

A drunk driving piece of shit that thinks he's cool because he owns a Ferrari, and dresses like a gangster. His music is about as original as a documentary of clichés directed by Michael Bay.

His songs are pretty much the same recycled shit over and over again (Boyfriend, Baby, As long as you love me etc...).
Stupid 12-year old girl: Liiiikkkke oh my gawd! Justin Bieber is soooo hottttt! He's so talented!

Sane person: You wouldn't know what talent was if it raped your fucking ear you stupid bitch.
by CbrLaneSplitter250 January 25, 2014
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