jeans cock

Jeans cock is extremely long, black, hairy, wide, thick, and furry. It extends from Jean Martin all the way to the planet of Pluto. On its way to pluto, it goes through Uranus (HAR!). Jeans cock is also extremely black, so watch out for it sneaking up on you in the middle of the night as it can easily disguise itself as the sky.

Also, watch out for jeans cock on black friday. oooooooooosmf!

by Jean February 17, 2005

Jean peen

Jean peen is when a women's jeans creases at her crotch, making a bulge that looks like a penis.

She has a Jean peen when she sits.

by Aar96 February 28, 2017

Jean Gunnhildr

Sexy bij with thicc ass who appeared instead of Ayato while person 1 was pulling for him. And then afterwards made history by being the 1st ever person to bust a million nuts by looking at "sussy Jean pics supplied by Kaeya". She can also give a "succ" with her elemental skill.

person 1: BRUHHHHHHHHHHHHH. Y DA FOK DID I GET JEAN BRUHH.
person 2: get rekt
*1 week later*
person 1: imagine not having a sexy bij as Jean Gunnhildr in ur comp, cant relate.
*person 2 proceeds to making sad noises as he doesnt have bijes like Jean and spends all his primos in meta chars*

by anonymous June 13, 2022

jean cleavage

the exposure of the top of a man's gluteal cleft

There are now T-shirts that prevent jean cleavage available.

by The Return of Light Joker September 8, 2011

jean germs

Many many many very very bad bad GERMS that come from JEAN. Or known as JEAN GERMS

Eww I got infested with JEAN GERMS!!

by Hxjckckdjsksk December 12, 2018

jean jamming

Dry humping with jeans on. Often causes irritation and chafing.

Justin Timberlake at 2011 Spike Guys' Choice Awards: "are we going to spend 2 straight hours jean jamming them until chafing occurs and we have to walk all funny for 3 hard days?"

by 51westside July 9, 2011

Freakum Jeans

1.worn out jeans that drive country girls/guys crazy
2.freakum jeans are guy version or play on freakum dress
3. jeans that get u some when ur lover see them on you
4. jeans that u put on when ur partna actin wron

"when she act wrong thats when u put dem freakum jeans on .. betcha shell u'll get some

by 2 souls November 22, 2013