im so sure

A phrase of sarcasm.

Nate: yeah dude I totally fucked Christy last night.

Devan: im so sure dude. In your dreams.

by Imsosure November 22, 2016

im not a monkey, im a scientist

A phrase commonly used by that really overpowered looking gorilla/scientist bitch who in reality has a pussy tickling gun and needs to be buffed.

Reaper :Get tf back 2 the zoo u monkey cunt

Winston: Im not a monkey, im a scientist

by Memeulous June 2, 2017

im legal

A lie

"Im legal" said the old man from walmart
"Yeah right bitch" you say as you steal all his cocaine and heroine.

by A Dead Poet- December 10, 2017

Im Wit It

when your getting ready to scrap and you come up to the certain person; so basically telling someone like we finna fight is you ready?

Main person: Come on moe "im wit it"

by PrincessofdaDMV December 10, 2019

im doin ya mom

it means im doing your mom you gay idiot

C'mere you little jerk
Taste the back of my palm
But you ain't my daddy

Nah, but Im doin ya mom!

by KarlsMonsterEngergy September 9, 2021

im sorry mods im testing the blue text

“text”
*text*
‘text’
<text>
-text-

what is “ im sorry mods im testing the blue text” thats crazy

by drewhateclub January 15, 2023

im going to peg you

being assaulted with a clothes peg.

your going to get pegged dicky

by david dickinson July 8, 2003