joke raped

when a person comes to tell a joke, says the first part, and then answers without the person showing any interest in the answer.

Dude 1: HEY HEY HEY

Dude 2: hi, what do you call a masturbating cow....BEEF STROKIN-OFF. *runs away*

Dude 3: dude..... you just got joke raped.

by jankygirll June 20, 2011

Head rape

A awfully painful head ache

Shut up guys I'm getting head raped

by The jelly man February 8, 2015

Sext Rape

Sexting a random number. Beware of sext raping minors, in case of this abort at once claiming you have the wrong number and say you're sorry. Have some shame.

To Sext Rape:
Me: "I rub my hands down your thighs, slowly caressing you, then slipping my dick inside you until you slowly moan my name."

Them: "DUDE. I DON'T KNOW WHO THIS IS. BUT I FEEL FUCKING VIOLATED. PLEASE STOP."

by 5-4-Frost March 13, 2012

rape stove

its like a stove, except it rapes you

you better rape that stove before it rapes you boy, show it who's boss of the rape stove.

by Sergio Falcon January 13, 2008

raped in the ass

When you get your butthole poked by a penis, but you dont like it

Bill: "So did you have fun last night?"
Jill: No, I got raped in the ass.

by Cracker barrel of monkeys January 1, 2009

Photo-rape

the act of raping someone with your camera; taking pictures of people without their knowledge or consent.

Have you been photo-raped today?
I just photo-raped that guy!

by Margerry Yuhico July 21, 2003

Mutual Rape

When two people want to rape each other, it obviously becomes mutual rape, and not a crime.

Girl: I can't stop thinking about how I want to rape you tonight!

Guy: I'm SO glad you say that, because I've wanted to rape you for a long time, but did not want the authorities involved!

>>Mutual Rape FTW!

by sama_rama April 19, 2010